2 Assholes Talking Music - 2 dudes roasting the week in music news while drinking cheap beer. Outside of the news we have segments called WTF Bands and play a different game each episode like Guess That Video based on all the awful YouTube comments, Fake or Real, and White Boy Theater. You can also find all the Gravy Mixtapes on here spanning just about every genre of music.
2 Assholes Talking Music #51

First show in a couple of weeks so it feels good to be back in the lab with a cold beer in our hands. We took a break from the mics to bring you our annual Halloween special and it's our first show back after featuring some live music in the studio. We start things off with Jason Aldean dressing in black face for Halloween the we cover Justin Bieber's temper tantrum on stage in Norway, Randy Blythe(Lamb of God) getting jumped in Ireland, John Lennon's million dollar guitar sells at auction, Irish boy bands being used as a torture device, and Chester Bennington leaving STP. We take a quick break to discuss the Paris terrorist attacks being that they happened hours before we turned on the mics. At the time we were just finding out that the Eagles of Death Metal show was attacked. From there we finish up the rest of the news with the night club fire in Romania the killed 40+ including band members, an update on the health of Bad Brain's Dr. Know, Questlove getting snubbed by Finding Nemo, and close it out with Skrillex v/s DeadMau5 on Twitter.

After the news it's more WTF Bands featuring Finland's premier dinosaur themed metal band, Hevisaurus. A group of dinosaurs that plays children themed heavy metal. It's awesome! For our game tonight it's White Boy Theater. Jim reads gangster rap lyrics in his whitest voice, his normal voice and Ryan has to guess the rapper. Grab a beer and join us for some pirate radio!! 

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Halloween Gravy #5

It's our favorite time of the year, Halloween!!! Staying with tradition we've put together another mix that continues the story of the Phantom Killer. If you remember from last year the original Phantom Killer was eventually caught and jailed for his heinous deeds. This year it seems he's spawned a copycat killer and he's wreaking havoc wherever he goes. The Copycat Killer is ruthless in his pursuit for blood and he'll stop at nothing to find his next victim. He could be your co-worker, maybe a neighbor. Maybe he's in your house right now. The Copycat Killer is driven by rage, a rage that runs so deep it can only be quenched with brutality. 

Turn off the lights and join us for another installment of Halloween Gravy!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #50

Tonight we're celebrating our 50th episode with some in studio guests, The Stone Rolling Devils!!! We figured that since this is kind of a landmark episode we'd have a little fun and invite some friends over to drink beer and jam out in the lab. The Stone Rolling Devils are an incredible blues band from the Chicago land area and have been trucking along now for many years. Despite a few line-up changes their sound is better than ever thanks to architect in charge Gary Smith. If you're ever in the city or around the suburbs of Chicago and these dudes are playing I highly recommend you saddle up to the bar and enjoy the show. We start the night off with a little jam sessions then get into talking shop, finding out what the guys are listening to, and close out the show with a group session of Guess That Video. It was an absolute treat to have these guys over and something tells me this won't be the last time we have these guys in the studio. Grab a drank and give the volume a crank it's the 50th episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music w/ The Stone Rolling Devils!!!!

 

The Stone Rolling Devils are:

Gary Smith - vox & harmonica

Brandon Castino - guitar

Chris Angelos -  guitar

Paul Chivari - bass

Nick Hawkins - drums

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2 Assholes Talking Music #49

Another Friday night another round of beers and roasting the week in music news!! This week we cover the ongoing feud between Jack White and Patrick Carney from the Black Keys, Elton John's prank meeting with Vladimir Putin, R.E.M v/s Donald Trump, the cancer scam carried out by the lead singer of a Pennsylvania hardcore band, Jerry Garcia's lost drug arrest tapes, Keith Richards hating on everyone from rappers to the Beatles, lost recordings from John Belushi and '80s punk band FEAR, the upcoming Frank Zappa movie, Budweiser teaming up with Metallica for a limited line of beers, and we close out the news with 11 songs that were banned by Clear Channel after 9/11. 

After all that we cover new album releases for the upcoming month and close out the show with another offensive round of Guess That Video courtesy of the YouTube comment section. Grab your beverage of choice and support pirate radio with another great episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #48

Back in the lab to roast the week in music news and throw back a couple of beers. This week we start things off with some metal news including Lemmy's failing health, his switch to vodka and his collapse on stage, Gene Simmons being investigated for child porn, Iron Maiden's tribute to Robin Williams, ExMortus being banned by Disney at the west coast House of Blues, and Dave Mustaine being asked if he would play with Metallica. From there we switch gears to the rap world with Ice Cube's claim that he and NWA paved the way for South Park & Eminem, Eazy E's son claiming Suge Knight killed his dad w/ AIDS, and Amy Schumer rapping with Talib Kweli on stage in Chicago. After that more Grateful Dead news after they announced they're hitting the road again this fall and we close out the news with a story about Justin's Bieber look-alike who killed himself. For our WTF Bands segment tonight we feature an actual Simpsons/Ned Flanders tribute band to make up for last weeks travesty. Finally, we close out the show with another round of White Boy Theater where Jim reads rap lyrics in his whitest voice possible, basically himself, and I have to guess the artist. Give the volume a crank and grab another drank because it's time for more pirate radio with the 2 Assholes Talking Music

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2 Assholes Talking Music #47

We're back to roast the week in music news with cooler full of beer!! Tonight we start things off with a big show announcement. From there we rip into the news and cover Slpknot's Corey Taylor and his opinion on the current state of pop music followed up with an update on Slipknot's V-man and his random on stage injury, Slayer being inducted into the Smithsonian Musuem, a guy who hand farts Slayer songs, Dying Fetus v/s an OBGYN in the Netherlands, an update on all the Bobbi Kristina Brown drama, the sudden death of rapper Sean P, Skrillex talking shit about DeadMau5, the new companion album to the Nirvana documentary Montage of Heck, Fat Mike from NOFX paying a fan to leave the show, new album releases, another dose of WTF bands, and we close it out with more of "Guess That Video" featuring only the finest YouTube comments. Give the volume a crank and grab another drank cause it's pirate radio at it's finest with the 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #46

This week we're joined by good friends of the show Teddy French and BC for another wrap-up of the week in music. After a few beers we get into this year's Gathering of the Juggalos and ICP's tax problems, Lil' Wayne being marked for death, Vinnie Paul's decison to remove the Confederate Flag from all Pantera merch, Phil Rudd from AC/DC in trouble again, the possible ban on music downloading in the UK, Finley Quaye being thrown off stage, Harry Potter meets Slim Shady, & new WTF band ft. Lady Baby. After all the news we debut a new game, White Boy Theater. Jim reads gangsta rap lyrics to me in his best white guy voice and I have to guess who the rapper is. Could be the best game ever played on this show. For the music tonight we went with a little hip hop mix courtesy of the Illuminati guy. Happy beers to you!!

 

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"Broken Antenae" - Jak Progresso

Illuminati

"What Happened to That Toy" - The Weathermen

"8 Steps to Perfection" - Company Flow

"Obsolete" - The Orphange (Illogic-Slug-Aesop Rock-Blueprint-Eyedea)

"Myron Fagan v/s Mondee

"C.I.A."(Criminals In Action) - Zach De La Rocha, KRS One, The Last Emperor

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2 Assholes Talking Music #45

We're back in the lab to fire up another show and pay tribute to Grateful Dead and their 50 years of melting minds. Before we get to all the heady tunes it's business as usual with beer and music news. P Diddy gets us started with his arrest during his son's football practice then Kanye Covering Queen @ Glastonbury, the rapper who cut his dick off, Mars Volta and their epic weed habit, Selfie Sticks at concerts, and close it out with a new WTF band, Hate Beak. After news it's Guess That Video and more horrible YouTube comments. We close it out with some of our favorite Dead tunes in honor of the Fare Thee Well shows. Grab your party favor of choice and tune into the greatest pirate radio show ever created!!!

 

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"Crowd Sculptures & Parallelogram" - Infrared Roses

"Alligator" - Filmore East April '71

"Eyes of the World" - Syracuse, NY 9/28/76

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"Cold Rain & Snow" - Madison, WI 2/3/78

"Jack Straw" - Europe '72

"Weather Report Suite" - Providence, RI 6/26/74

Seastones

"Cumberland Blues" - Workingman's Dead

"You See a Broken Heart" - Oddities & Rare Cuts 1966

"Dire Wolf" - Filmore East 2/13/70

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2 Assholes Talking Music #44

Back in the lab after a quick summer break with more music news and cheap beers! We did our first live show down at Chicago Craft Beer Week but it feels good to be back at our home base doing what we do best, talking music. This week we cover Dave Grohl's broken leg, Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell's on stage freak out, rumors of Spotify eleminating their free service, new album releases, and BabyMetal. For the game segment of the show we bust out "Fake or Real" featuring bands from the upcoming Glastonbury Festival and Jim rounds out the show with a smooth electronic mix. It's pirate radio at it's finest with 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

 

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"Never Felt So Fly"(vocal breakdown) - Rasmus Faber ft. Melo

"All Night High"(Miguel Miggs Salted Dub Deluxe) - Lisa Shaw

"Still A Dancer" - Kemdi

"Inside the Loop" - Jimpster

"Love You Better" - Jimpster

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Secret Stash #7: British Invasion

I've been listening to a lot of underground British hip hop lately, well, underground in the states at least. These dudes from across the pond are bringing it back with an English touch and it sounds nice. I wanted to spotlight some of the stuff I've been listening to lately but also point out that this is by no means complete coverage of the scene over in England. The Secret Stash is always dedicated to undgerground sounds and there's a lot of noise coming from over in jolly ol' England. Grab a pint or 5 and spin the dial till you land on OI!!

Intro

"Spark It Up" - Skuff & Inja

"One Drink(that's completely out the question) - Dirty Dike ft. Jam Baxter, Ronnie Bosh

"Who's That Muddy Funkster" - Stig of the Dump

"The Tear Down" - Dupa Styles

"Drug Co." - Hock Tu Down

"The Great Escape" - Universal Soliders

"Mind Out" - Foreign Beggars ft. Skrien

"Future Posse Cut One Thousand" - Dirty Dike ft. Stig of the Dump, Dr.Syntax, BVA, DatKid, Verb T. Jam Baxter, Edward Scissortongue, Mr.Key, Fliptrix, & Leaf Dog

"This Ain't a Track" - Unusual Suspects

"Silent Flight" - The Four Owls

"It's a Mad World" - BVA ft. Fliptrix, Cracker Jon. & DJ Sammy B-Side

"Straight Out" - Kashmere the Iguana Man

"Dub Styles" - Roots Manuva

"Blaze It Up" - The Mouse Outfit

"Culture Pop" - CopperShot & Braintax

"Alcoholic Author" - Jehst

"Rosegarden" - Edward Scissortongue

Outro

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Live @ Merkle's Bar/Rapture Fest 2015

We took the show on the road a few weeks back and took part in celebrating Craft Beer Week in Chicago. We posted up in Wrigleyville @ Merkle's Bar & Grill and spun some brutal tunes all night in honor of Rapture Fest featuring heavy beers and heavier music. We drank some beers, played a few games, and gave away some swag. Big thanks to Russ Bishop and the whole crew at Merkle's, executive chef Marshall McCarthy and everyone over at Mash for providing the insane smoked meats, all the craft breweries for supplying the suds, and everyone who came out and didn't get skeeved out from our videos. You had to be there.

 

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2 Assholes Talking Music #43

Back with more of the same tonight and just the way you like it! Music news, cheap beer and more Guess That Video. Tonight's we cover Kanye and the Illuminati, Jay-Z's failing TIDAL, AC/DC's Phil Rudd and his murder for hire plot, Pat Robertson's advice to kids who like evil music, & new albums releases. After the news it's another round of Guess That Video w/ YouTube's finest. Before we get into the music we make a big announcement about our upcoming live show at Chicago's Craft Beer week. We close it out with lots of brutal metal featuring some new music from friends of the show, Nevalra. Give the volume a crank and grab a drank it's time for 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

 

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Music Intro

"The Will to Potency" - Krisiun

"Fed to the Wolves" - Misery Index

"Terror Throne" - Nevalra

"Indoctrinate" - Immolation

"Descend-Die" - Nevalra

"Abandon All Hope" - Dying Fetus

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2 Assholes Talking Music #42

On tonight's show we cover the dispute over the ashes of Gwar lead singer David Brockie, the upcoming Metallica album, new music from Slayer, Marilyn Manson's fight at a Canadian Denny's. From there we switch gears to the rap world with Nelly getting arrested for drug possession, DMX accused of armed robbery, Wu-Tang groupies in divorce court and close things out with some news on the summer Grateful Dead shows. After the news it's another round of the internet's favorite game show, Guess That Video! Jim gets another dose of raunchy YouTube comments and tries to break his losing streak. For the music we drank a bunch of beers and did a live mix in the lab of the hip hop variety. Double fist another round and join us for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

 

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Intro: Ox 9000 - Vast Aire

"The Cannon of Samus" - Vast Aire

"Basic Cable" - Aesop Rock

"Waiting List" - Dr.Octagon

Bahamadia mix

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2 Assholes Talking Music #41

We're back with more music news and cheap beer!! Tonight we cover the Justin Bieber Roast or whatever you want to call that abomination, the complaints to the FCC about the Super Bowl halftime show, a list of the American Idol winners records sales from first to worst, fans petitioning to have Kanye removed from the Glastonbury Festival, the new Tool album, and Suge Knight finally getting what he deserves. Of course, when the news is over we fire up another round of Guess That Video featuring some the worst YouTube comments and Jim has to match them up with the correct video. This might actually be some of the most crass comments we've featured yet so don't miss out. After all the talking we close out the show with a great mix of tunes so crack open a cold one and join us for a journey down the rabbit hole!!

 

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"Poorboy Lover Megamix" (shortened version) - RJD2

 

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2 Assholes Talking Music #40

Tonight we hit another landmark with our 40th episode!! We're officially over the hill which means absolutely nothing changes. We still got plenty of music news and cheap beer. On the menu tonight is Blur's announcement of a new album, Scarlette Johanson's foray into the music world, Johnny Depp's new celebrity super group, Chris Brown being denied entry into Canada, and a St. Louis group being banned by GoFund Me for trying to have their drummer assasinated. After all the news it's another round of Guess That Video. We'll see if Jim can break his long running losing streak but I doubt it. For the music tonight Jim put together a mix influenced by his love of alcohol and drum & bass. Enjoy!!!

 

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"Salvador" - Black Sun Empire & Bless

"Tripel" - Black Sun Empire & State of Mind

"Thunderbolt" - Black Sun Empire & Rido

"Dawn of a Dark Day" - Black Sun Empire & Foreign Beggars

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2 Assholes Talking Music #39

Kind of a slow week for music news but it doesn't matter cause we put our heads down and crank out another show. To kick off the show we start with the controversy involving English crooner Sam Smith and whether or not he stole the melody to Tom Petty's song, "I Won't Back Down" and from there we talk about the in fighting between members of Blink 182, Taylor Swift copyrighting popular phrases from her new album. Dropkick Murhpy's v/s Governor Scott Walker, Geezer Butler's barfight, and to close out the news a breaking story on the overdose of Whitney Houston's daughter. After all the talking we bust out a new game, Guess The Bonaroo Band!! Normally, we play a game involving YouTube comments but we switched it up tongiht and Jim has to guess whether or not the bands I name off are real bands playing at Bonaroo or fake bands I've made up. For music tonight Jim put together a sexy little latino inspired mix so grab a cold drink and crank up the volume because it's time for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

 

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"Divided/United"(remix) - Rasmus Faber ft. Apollo v/s Melo

"Ever After"(2010 remix) - Rasmus Faber

"Demanda" - Rasmus Faber ft. Melo

"Get Over Here"(miami reprise) - Rasmus Faber ft. Melo

"Divided/United"(dub remix) - Rasmus Faber ft. Apollo v/s Melo

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2 Assholes Talking Music #38

It's a new year and a brand new episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!! We didn't skip a beat after taking the holidays off and get right back into it with lots of beer and music news. Jim & I start things off with the biggest story in months, the Grateful Dead reuniting for a 3 day show this summer celebrating 50 years of music. From there we discuss the newly released line-up for Bonnaroo 2015, a Cattle Decapitation fan being stabbed in the neck during a live show, HBO's new Kurt Cobain documentary, Katey Perry playing the Super Bowl halftime show, and another new release from Aphex Twin. After the music news we dive head first into another round of our YouTube comment game, "Guess That Video" featuring offensive comments from the internet's finest. Once all the talking is done we kick it up a notch and get brutal with a short metal mix. So grab a cold beer and join us for another great episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!!

 

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"Beyond The Grave" - Impending Doom

"A Speach to Survival" - Soreption

"Cremated Exsistence" - Ingested

"Projectile Ovulation" - Cattle Decapitation

"No Light Spared" - Spawn of Possession

"Wrath of Vishnu" - Origin

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