Tue, 13 February 2024
"Remember When..... is a new podcast featuring stories and memories of older generations. The first episode features my dad, Bill Barrett. We talk about what it was like growing up in the local Chicago music scene in the '60s and '70s, his days working in radio, Billy Joel crashing in his bathtub, and lots more. I had an absolute blast sitting down with my old man and I hope you guys enjoy it just as much. |
Wed, 7 February 2024
Tonight we're covering the Gamehendge bust out at the Phish NYE show and in honor of that a little Gamehendge trivia to start things off. After that we do some Super Bowl halftime show history, and of course Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. |
Mon, 30 October 2023
It's our annual Halloween show and we're ready to rip!! We kept things pretty simple tonight, we cover the scrariest news of the season, Stephen King and his love of Lou Vega, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, spooky moments in rock history, horror movie recommendations, and we dust off a new WTF Band. Light some candles, draw a pentagram on the floor, and get ready for another 2 Assholes Halloween!! |
Tue, 27 June 2023
We're joined by a couple of phenominal local musicians tonight, Peter Michael Norton and Kenny Slama to talk about their new album Mackerel Eyes!! Extremely talented multi-instrumentalists share some of their musical inspirations growing up, what it's like recording in a home studio, and much more. We feature a few tracks off the new album and close out the night w/ White Boy Theater. Make sure you check out the new album and a whole bunch of other great music on Peter's website - petermichaelnortonmusic.com |
Thu, 18 May 2023
Mics are hot and the beers are cold! Tonight's episode we cover all the recent fights in music news from Crazy Town to Vulvodynia, crowd killing vs moshing, having a dead kids ashes thrown at us during a concert, and we bring back everyone's favorite prime time game, Guess That Video!!
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Thu, 11 May 2023
Homelink!! It's time to pump it up!! |
Sat, 25 February 2023
Knocking the dust off tonight after a 4 month hiatus and flipping the mics back on. We didn't have much time to show prep so we just winged it w/ a "Rant Episode". We touch on topics like social media influencers, celebrity podcasts, the slow death of terestial radio, and all kinds of other inane shit. Shout out to our featured beer, Wild Onion Brewery's S.S. Snowmaker and their new Mexican Lager in honor of the Norge Ski Jump which is a massive local event right here in our own backyard. Our featured artist for tonight is Dave Barrett or better known as Ryan's uncle. We feature a couple tracks from his new album, Stockton Ave. Grab yourself a cocktail and buckle in for what turned out to be a really funny show depsite the fact we prepared in no way what so ever. Cheers! |
Thu, 10 November 2022
Join Little Miss Mystery as she tries to solve another riddle. This week's case is "Jammed Into A Corner" |
Wed, 2 November 2022
Halloween episode tonight!!!! Our favorite night of the year and we're joined by a very special guest, Dave Schwantes from the band Grave Danger. Talk about a perfect guest for the occassion. Dave is the everyman from the Chicago based gothic ska band. Inspired by Halloween and all it's glory, Grave Danger is like the Misfits of ska. Spooky music never sounded so upbeat. We sit and talk with Dave for the first half of the show then dive into some quick music news, and then close out the night with a Halloween horror movie edition of "Fake or Real". You guys can find Grave Danger on all social media platforms and check out their tunes on Spotify and Band Camp. Big thanks again to Dave for driving out to the burbs to get stupid with us for a little bit. Cheers!!! |
Wed, 5 October 2022
Little Miss Mystery is a tiny crime solver roaming the mean streets searching for justice and solving the toughest mysteries. Join her as she tries to decipher each case with her Sherlock like intuition. Case #1 is the mystery of the missing man. |
Tue, 3 May 2022
There wasn't much to cover in the world of music news so we decided to have a bunch of beers and wax poetic about the '90s and how it come full circle in the world of pop culture and fashion. Also, there's a couple of easter eggs in tonight's episode. Cheers!! |
Tue, 15 February 2022
Tonight we're joined by Billy & Dan from Missouri's very own Lucid Paradoxx!! We've known these two dudes for many, many years and it was nothing short of amazing to sit down and catch up for a little bit and talk about their killer new single, "Rain". Make sure you check out Lucid Paradoxx on all social media platforms and get up on their amazing music. Big thanks to Dan & Billy for taking some time out to hang and tell some old war stories from back in the day. Still trying to wipe the smile from my face. Cheers!! |
Wed, 26 January 2022
New year new episode!! Tonight we're covering the death of Meat Loaf, Bowie is the king of vinyl, top grossing touring bands of 2021, the When We Were Young festival, Bill Murray live in an NYC park, and more. Sampled some new local brews from Kishwaukee Brewing. We round it out with a game of Fake Or Real the Coachella 2022 edition and close it out with a live ripper from our boys, Mungion!! Cheers!! |
Sat, 23 October 2021
The beers were flowing. Enough said. Iron Maiden loving principal booted from school, Ozzie thanks Satan for his health, Smashmouth retires, extremely outdated Beatles news, WTF BAND, & more!! |
Tue, 17 August 2021
Shows have been few and far between lately but we broke the streak tonight and turned the mics on. Music news, Guess The Phish Lyrics, and we feature some new music from The Linda Lindas and Datkid. Tonight we cover the deaths of Joey Jordison and Dusty Hill, what exactly did DaBaby say, the whole Brittney Spears thing, Limp Bizkit and their possibly ironic comeback, the new Megadeth bassist, and more!! |
Fri, 23 April 2021
Intro > "Police In Helicopters"(12" expanded) - John Holt "Never Giver Up Dub" - MLK Dub "One Spliff A Day" - Billo Boy > "A Better Version" - Bunny Lee & Horace Andy "Night Nurse Dub" - Gregory Isaacs > "Dread Lion" - The Upsetters w/ Lee Perry "Fattie Bum Bum" - Carl Malcolm >(lee perry) "Dub Accusations" - Ruts DC & Zion Train "Bam Bam" - Sister Nancy |
Sat, 20 March 2021
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Tue, 16 March 2021
Shows have been few and far between during these covid/quarantine times but I'm happy to say that WE'RE BACK!!! Well, not 100% but we were able to get together this past weekend and turn the mics on and have way too much fun. No seriously, we played what might go down as the funniest game in the history of the show. Trust me on this. Local beers, music news, some incredible female artists, and Jim reading the lyrics to W.A.P. Tonight we cover Daft Punk calling it quits, the Keith Richards cockroach, Trey Anastasio's Divided Sky foundatin and summer tour tease, the Wiggles covering Tame Impala, Mike Patton singing the TMNT theme for the new video game, and more. Do yourself a favor and hang in there for FAKE OR REAL at the end of the show. It's worth it. |
Tue, 6 October 2020
Live from the Drunken Koi it's our first episode in over 7 months!!! It felt awesome to turn the mics on again, have a few beers, and bullshit the night away. We scrapped the bottom of the barrel tonight for what little music news is out there. We talk a little about the best way to support your local venues and favorite bands during quarantine, a 12 year Mariah Carey getting pimped out by her sister, what exactly DJ Khaled does, new music from Elton John and Gorrilaz, and new Phish related game to close it out. |
Thu, 12 March 2020
Man, what a great show tonight. Sometimes the best nights are when we just open things up and talk about whatever. Jim and I are joined by close friends Cameron Clark and John Tashjian. Cam tends bar at our favorite local spot and was nice enough to bring over our suds for the night courtesy of Cary Ale House. John is a veteran guest having been on the show in years past. He gives us a glimpse into the Chicago piano bar scene and what he's been up to recently. He also supplied the tunes for the evening!! We featured a new game tonight "Rock n Roll Fact or Fiction", kind of a test run for a new game idea. Make sure you check us out on Spotify or wherever podcast are found or just google 2 Assholes Talking Music. |
Thu, 6 February 2020
Another great show lined up tonight!! Our old friend and Wrigleyville bar owner, Russ Bishop, stops by for a few beers and talks about navigating the entertainment landscape as a bar owner, our choices if we got to pick the Super Bowl halftime show, and our thoughts about Dave Matthews Band, for some reason. Close it out with Fake or Real and call it night! Episode #108 in the vault. Make sure to check out the show anywhere podcasts are found like Tune In Radio, Spotify, Stitcher....just search 2 Assholes Talking Music. Cheers!!! |
Tue, 26 November 2019
This week we sat down with local hooligans, The Delusion Squad and tore it up down in the new bar studio. But seriously, not only are these guys great musicians making some really far out sounds but they're also all solid dudes. We might of had a little too much fun but that's pretty much how we figured it was going to go down. The Delusion Squad is a relatively new band so we kept the chatter pretty simple, played a few games, and featured their new track "Pimp With a Limp". Big thanks again to Andy, Mickey, & Charlie for stopping over for a few rounds and a great hang!! They haven't got all the sites set up yet so check them out on Facebook for the time being. Cheers!! |
Fri, 8 November 2019
Intro "Linguistics" - Leaf Dog "People's Champ" - OC & Apollo Brown "Like This Y'all" - Abstract & Mindstate ft. Rashid Hadee "Extra Fried" - Verb T "Southern Fried" - Killer Mike "On the Block" - R.A. the Rugged Man "Play This" - J-Rocc "Best of Times" - Strong Arm Steady "Night in the life of...." - Entertainer "Shakedown" - Torae "Fly Shit" - Aasim D'Xplicit "Rebirth of Skill" - Surreal and DJ Balance "Think" - Apollo "Broken Antenae" - Jak Progresso "Pathetic Outro" - Jak Progresso |
Tue, 29 October 2019
Our big Halloween episode and we're joined by special guests Noah and Evan from Triguna. Insanely talented prog/tech/death/brutal fill-in-the-blanks band from the Chicago suburbs. We're talking about their new EP, Candied Lemons, they dropped over the summer, the overall unique sound of the band, some horror movie trivia, vocal frying techniques, and more. Since it's Halloween we busted out the Fake or Real: Horror Movie edition and short horror movie quiz. Big thanks to Noah and Evan for traveling out in the cold rain and letting us bug them for a little bit and thanks to the rest of Triguna for making some truly eclectic metal. Do not sleep on this band!!! |
Wed, 9 October 2019
One of my favorite things about doing this show is getting everything prepared just right before we open the mics only to have it completely derail once we turn on said mics. Tonight was one of those shows. We're a little short on news tonight so decided to just fold up the show and have a good ol' fashioned rant session. Granted, we did manage to fit a few stories in like James Hetfield going back to rehab, Kanye making the switch to gospel, and an interesting study in music listening habits across the globe. Well, after that. Let's just say the drinks were flowing and we got a little long winded. Everything from how old white people are ruining social media, millenials getting blamed for everything, toxic nostalgia, people who say stupid shit like, "every one is offended these days" and a few other gems. However, we did manage to right the ship at the end of the show and squeeze in some great Chicago punk from the band Cuddle Riot. Buckle up because it's a bumpy fucking ride!! |
Thu, 12 September 2019
We're alive!!! After what seemed like our longest break in show history the stars aligned and we turned the mics back on for another amazing show. Just Jim and Ryan this week as we shake off the dust and get back in the groove. We kept things fairly simple tonight and did what we do best, roast the week in music news. But wait, there's more!! We've been getting a lot of music submissions lately and figured it was time to start putting some stuff on the broadcast. We got a nice little hat trick for you guys tonight with great tunes from Chicago punk rock outfit Death and Memphis, some alternative hip hop from Missouri with Piston Honda, and we close out of DJ PhyEdison. If you happened to catch the original botched episode of #104 PhysEd was our guest but due to a computer glitch we had to scrap the audio. Either way we're super stoked to be back with you guys for cold beers and lots of great music. Cheers!! |
Tue, 21 May 2019
Tonight we have a very special guest, Jim's brother and all around bad ass American Capt. Jack Somers!!! We sit down for a few beers and roast the week in music news and get all the details on what Jack is doing to help veterans across the country with his multiple business ventures. From helping relocate families when military spouses have to move and helping small business veterans get their companies up and running. Dude can do it all!! I'm surprised we even got through this show. Waaaay too many beers and laughs were hard, such a great night catching up and talking shit. Our game for tonight is Fake or Real featuring bands from the upcoming Lollapalooza festival this summer. Big thanks again to Jack for taking time out on his trip home to screw around with Jim and me. Cheers!! |
Tue, 7 May 2019
We switched gears tonight and decided that instead of music we'd talk a little Hollywood. We had the pleasure to spend some time with an old friend and actress, Kelsey Collins Keener!! She gave us an inside look on what it takes to make it in L.A., her time on Arrested Development, her upcoming movie "Paradise Cove", and I can't really remember what else because we might have drank too much. Thank again to Kelsey for putting up with our shit for a few hours. The 2 Assholes wish her nothing but success and good health in the future. Cheers!! |
Tue, 30 April 2019
This past weekend we snuck in back stage and had a quick chat with the boys from Mungion!! They were nice enough to take a few minutes before going on stage and putting on one of the best shows I've seen in recent memory. Seriously, they blew the ass off that place!! |
Fri, 19 April 2019
Just put the headphones on and let it ride out. Some super chill sounds that will allow your mind to melt into your body. Intro "Portrait of Emily" - Vision Project "Nocturne" - Ancient Aliens "Manitoba Skies" - Fox Who Slept The Day Away "Flashback" - Whirr "Hunt" - Goose "Walkabout" - Atlas Sound w/ Noah Lennox "A Dub For Mali" - Afrolicious "Afternoon" - Baxter Dury "Trellic" - Baxter Dury "Wes Anderson" - Misc "These Days" - Nico "Cymbaline" - Pink Floyd "Quicksilver" - Pink Floyd "Eleven Minutes to Prepare" - Reanimator "I Feel Good Today" - Reanimator |
Tue, 2 April 2019
For our 100th episode tonight we're joined by our friends in STARKILL!!! Parker, Sarah, and Shaun stopped by to talk about their new album, GRAVITY, which is available for pre-order NOW. We get into all details about that, the upcoming North American tour, they teach us how to growl, we talk video games, and a bunch of other stuff. We wrapped it up with a round of Guess That Video and a sneak peek at a brand new track off the new album. Oh and there was alcohol involved. I feel like at this point that goes without saying. That and so much more tonight on a brand new episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music. Big thanks and much love again to Starkill for taking time out of their hectic schedule to chat with us. We love you guys and hope nothing but the best with this new album. Cheers!!! |
Tue, 4 December 2018
Another low key show tonight as we close in on our big 100th episode blow out. More details to follow on that one. Tonight we're just crushing cans and roasting the week in music news. Stories include the elaborate hoax of Threatin', own a piece of Dead's head, the best band break up ever, fans having sex at a Machine Head concert, some metal Christmas music, and more. Our WTF Band for tonight is an obscure '70s era gem for the diehard kazzo fans out there. We close it out with a do not miss round of Fake or Real. |
Wed, 14 November 2018
Just Jim and Ryan in the studio tonight, keeping things low key while we gear up for our 100th episode and nurse the hangover from ep.#97 w/ Starkill. Tonight we're drinking cheap beer and ripping the week in music news. On the docket for evening is Iron Maiden telling the Rock Hall of Fame to piss off, new line of beer from Opeth, an actual scientific study on people who listen to death metal, the new Slipknot single, the story behind Pearl Jam's "Jeremy", Maroon 5 is picked for the Super Bowl halftime show, the Ja Rule/50 Cent beef continues and more. A new WTF Band with a bit of a political slant, if you will and we close it out with a round of White Boy Theater. |
Sat, 3 November 2018
Intro "Cattle Grid" - Jak Tripper "Halloween" - John Carpenter "March Into Oblivion" - Vomitory "Seance" - The Usual Suspects "Freddie Cruger" - Cruger "Funeralopolis" - Electric Wizard > "Vision Quest" - Jak Tripper > "Dead Skin Mask" - Slayer Outro |
Tue, 23 October 2018
We've been trying for months and we finally convinced STARKILL to join us in the lab for a night of debauchery!! Parker, Tony, Shaun, and Sarah stopped by for some Q&A, lots of drinking, and some Halloween themed games. We covered everything from the asshatery of sound scans to the new album to Parker's high school ska band and how each member made their way into the band. Well, there's a lot of stuff in between so don't miss a second of what the reviews are already calling the most talked about podcast of 2018. Not sure if that's true but we're going with it. We treated the band to some Halloween trivia and a round of FAKE OR REAL: The Horror Movie Edition and feature some music off their the upcoming album. The 2 Assholes want to thank everyone, including friend of the show, producer Matt Nitz, for stopping by and spending some time with us and letting us make everyone uncomfortable for a few hours. Keep an eye out for the new STARKILL album and in the meantime go out and celebrate their back catalogue because it will blow your socks off. Oh and we can't forget about Spencer, aka Spen-Goolie. He wasn't able to make the show but he was with us in spirit. Cheers and enjoy the show!!! |
Tue, 21 August 2018
We're celebrating our 7th birthday tonight with some great local brew from Scorched Earth and ripping the week in music news!! We'll be off the next couple of weeks so we decided to just keep it simple. Lots to cover this week like the death of Aretha Franklin, elderly men escaping to Walken Open Air Festival, Rihanna being named Most Influencial Artist of the 21st century, Roger Daltry on the state of rap, Conan nixes musical guests, and more! We feature some music from our friends in Thy Antichrist, play White Boy Theater, and close it out with Jim on the turntables laying it down. We finally got on Instagram and Spotify so check that out too. Cheers!! |
Tue, 7 August 2018
Tonight we'red joined by local heavy hitters Wings Of Severance ahead of their headlining show at KC's Cabin. We've been wanting to get these guys on the show for sometime and it was worth the wait. We had a blast with the boys drinking cheap beer, talking shop, and they even agreed to a round of Guess That Video. They weren't half bad either. We also feature some music from their latest release, Welcome to the Afterlife. Make sure you pick up a copy of the album on iTunes, Amazon Music, Spotify, and Google Play and grab some gear over at wingsofseverance.com A.J. Cappellano - Guitar/Vox Ian Borchers - Bass/Vox Sean Borchers - Guitar Phil Feinstein - Drums wingsofseverance.com |
Wed, 25 July 2018
No guests this week so it's just the two of us drinking beer and roasting the week in music news. This week we cover whether or not Jayden Smith did something cool, Chris Brown arrested for beating up another person that's not Rhianna, Chance the rapper is the real MVP, Drake sampling cutting room floor tracks from Thriller, the death of Joe Jackson, the death of Vinnie Paul, more Dio hologram bullshit, Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson covering The Beatles, Guns N' Roses cracking the one billion view mark on YouTube, and more douche baggery from Ted Nugent. Our game for tonight is TWEET OR TWIT and we close it out with more sounds from Meat Wave. We just can't get enough of this band. |
Wed, 27 June 2018
We're back again roasting the week in the music news and celebrating local craft brews!! This week we cover the murder of XXXtentacion, the death of Matt "Guitar" Murphy, Lemmy's final film appearance, Lisa Marie Presley losing all of her inheritance, new music from Gorillaz ft. Snoop Dog, and Trent Reznor's take on Taylor Swift and Kanye. Our game tonight is Fake Or Real featuring bands from the 2018 Hellfest and Jim closes it out on the tables with a smooth deep house mix. Shout out to Three Floyds Brewing, our local(regional) beer for the night. Track list for Jim's mix below.... Luyo feat. Rescue Poetix – Breath (Original Mix) |
Tue, 5 June 2018
No guests tonight just a normal good fashion show roasting the week in music news and drinking too many beers courtesy of local legends Goose Island!! Lots of stuff to cover tonight like NOFX getting kicked out of their own festival and losing their beer sponsorship, Spotify altering their "hateful content" guidelines, the death of the guitar player from Anal Cunt, Marilyn Manson peed on Korn, Miley Cyrus donates her pee to The Flaming Lips, Jack White jams at a high school, new music from Les Claypool, and the new Puhsa T album cover. Got a great new WTF Band courtesy of Louis Cole from Knower and another round of the whitest game show in town, White Boy Theater!! A big shout out to our sponsor tonight, Somers Family MustKetch. A brand new condiment that tastes like it's spelled, mustard and ketchup in one bottle. Order yours now on Amazon. |
Wed, 23 May 2018
Tonight our guest is the founder and lead singer of the band Elephant Gun, the one and only Jared Olson!! Along side of him is good friend of the show and former member of Elephant Gun, Paul Chivari!! We all sat down and had a few beers and talked about the new Elephant Gun album, Eat The House, available now on all streaming services, played some tunes, and promoted the upcoming show at Catapult Records. We asked some dumb questions in between and even snuck in Guess That Video before we closed it all out. Big shout out to our local beer for the night, 2 Brothers, out of Warrenville, IL. and the rest of the crew from Elephant Gun that couldn't make it out. **SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC**SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC** |
Tue, 10 April 2018
We had a whole show planned out for tonight but it all kinda got shot to hell. Instead of cracking some beers and roasting the week in music news we deiced to flip the script a bit and crack some beers and rant about a few things that have been bugging us. Mainly, the positives and negatives of social media, people attacking the kids from the school shooting in Parkland, FL and a few other random things. We had a great WTF Band lined up tonight and everything but since things jumped the rails a little bit the majority of the show is us getting drunk and ranting. It's not as bad as it sounds. Or is it? However, we did manage to wrangle things at the end and pull out a game of TWEET or TWIT and feature a great band, KNOWER. Typically, we've been featuring local music but since we distracted ourselves we changed gears for the evening. We promise that we have lots of great local music scheduled for upcoming shows. Our background music for the evening is a cut off the Chill-hop Essentials Spring 2018 compilation titled, "Otesla". Plus, a shout out to our local brew for the night Tight Head out Mundelin, IL. Very tasty and strong ales that helped fuel our rants for the night. |
Wed, 14 March 2018
We're back in the studio tonight after our backstage interview with members of Thy Antichrist after their sold out Chicago show the other weekend. Per usual, the beers are flowing, courtesy of local brewery Scorched Earth, and the music news is ready to be shredded. This week on we got Tommy Lee Twitter beefing with his son, Jeffery Nothing leaves Mushroomhead, the Fyre Festival founder goes down in flames, Migos being sued by their own fans, the underground rave scene in London is back, Liam Gallagher still sucks, the Justin Bieber bomber is sentenced, Fergie's rendition of the National Anthem strikes all the wrong chords, Stranger Things' Finn Wolfhard and his new band, and more. We dig into our bag of tricks for another WTF Band and this time is comes to us from the Porno Grind genre. Yes, it sounds like you'd expect. Another round of Fake or Real featuring bands from the last ever VANS Warped Tour. We close out the show with some killer local music from Meat Wave who recently kicked off their spring tour in Chicago this past weekend. Seriously, if you don't know about this band get on top of that. Big thanks to our local beer tonight, Hickster, from Algonquin, IL's very own Scorched Earth Brewing and our sponsor relobase.com. Things get a little, well, drunk I think would be the best way to describe but I know you've come to expect that at this point. Play it loud and proud, it's another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!! |
Tue, 6 March 2018
We were able to catch up w/ founder and frontman of Thy Antichrist, Andres"Thy Antichrist 666" Vargas, after their set @ Reggie's in Chicago March 4th. We were a bit unprepared as it all started as just chatting then Andres agreeing to a short interview. It was freezing cold outside and don't mind the El train and the Dark Funeral set in the background. Big thanks again to Andres for talking with us for a few minutes. Also, thank you to Scott "The Wicked One" Eames and Robert "Abyssus" Coronado for talking with us in the noisy ass stairwell. Sorry about the audio quality, jazz night was rippin' next door. You can see that interview on the 2 Assholes Talking Music facebook page and video of Andres' interview is available on YouTube. Cuernos Arriba!!!!! |
Tue, 30 January 2018
We'll be taking a break for a few weeks so we wanted to fire off a show before we come back with more guests and general asshatery. |
Fri, 29 December 2017
Intro "Pick Up" - Bonobo "Beach Head(Bonobo Remix)" - Mechanical Me "Massage Solution" - Flying Lotus "Deal" - Kevin Yost "Flip Ya Lid" - Nightmares on Wax "A Dub For Mali" - Afrolicious > "Left Hand Straw(Shit Line Gravy Remix)" - Controller 7 "Sci-Fidelity" - Free The Robots "Listen to the Future" - Free The Robots "Drunk Trumpet" - Kid Koala "Let's Take Off" - Dam Funk > "Dreamslide Bomb" - Black Moth Super Rainbow > Rogers & Haak ThreeCeePeeOh Remix "Frost" - Salem Outro |
Tue, 5 December 2017
We're getting ready to close out another year of 2 Assholes Talking Music so we thought we'd keep things simple tonight. Drinking beers and roasting the week in music news. We start things off with an update on the GWAR/Bullsac of Death story from our last show, why Suicide Silence can't and shouldn't catch a break, the leader of Indonesia loves Metallica, Linkin Park getting kicked out of the AMA's after winning an award, Christmas music from DMX, A Perfect Circle kicking fans out of shows for taking pictures, what kind of music psychopaths listen to, Wu Tang Clan sues a dog walking company, and that one time the Beach Boys covered a Charles Manson song. After the news we play White Boy Theater and Ryan's reign of awfulness continues. Last but not least we have some new Christmas music, this is waaaaaay better than the DMX track, from Starkill doing their rendition of "All I Want For Christmas Is You". It's kicks the Mariah Carey version right in the dick!! |
Wed, 8 November 2017
Well, tonight started off on a bit of a sour note. We were supposed to have Mark Kloeppel from Misery Index on the phone for an interview but due to some technical difficulties on our end we had to scrap it and reschedule. After we got done crying in our beers we decided to forge ahead and do our normal show. Lots of metal news because well, we planned on tying all that into the interview with Mark. We cover Twiggy Ramirez being accused of rape and getting the boot from Marilyn Manson, GWAR guitarist Bullsac the Jaws of Death is very sick, Buckethead finally reveals why he wears a bucket on his head, new Dime Bag material, highest earning dead celebrities of 2017, Dave Grohl and Kristen Bell rock out, live concerts coming to a flight near you, Every Time I Die is being sued by a fan injured at a show, and more. We have a new WTF Band that is both equal parts offensive and hilarious, another round of Guess That Video, and we close out the show with some new and old music from Misery Index. We promise once we get our shit together we'll have Mark for an interview but till then load up the alcohol and check out the new episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!! |
Tue, 24 October 2017
Each year we like to put together an evil mix of music in honor of our favorite holiday, Halloween. In the past years we created a kind of episodic mix following the brutal actions of the Phantom Killer. We figured this year we would do a stand alone mix that strays from the Phantom Killer story line and concentrates more on the music. Halloween Gravy #6 features some hip hop and Jim's dark Drum N' Bass mix from our Friday the 13th show the other week. This mix is the perfect background for handing out candy and scaring the neighborhood kids, the soundtrack to whatever you plan on getting into on the 31st or just put your headphones on in a dark room and drift away into audio psychosis. Happy Halloween!!!! |
Mon, 16 October 2017
It's Friday the 13th in October so what better time to rip our Halloween show! We're joined this week by some local musicians, Johnny and Buddy from Party Obvious and Brandon Castino from Stone Rollin' Devils. We kick things off with some weird, WTF news and move into the horror movie discussion. Everything from the movie that scarred the shit out you to being the second person in the human centipede. Trust me, it just gets weird. We see which guest knows the most horror movie trivia and for once this might be a game Jim could win. We wrap things up with Jim on the turntables putting down a creepy Drum & Bass set. Many laughs and many beers were had and at some point the show jumped completely off the rails but that's the way we like it. Big thanks again to Johnny, Buddy, and Brandon for hanging out!! |
Mon, 11 September 2017
We'll be taking a few weeks off so we thought we'd just get back to basics for a night with just Jim and Ryan roasting the week in music news. We kick things off with a little public service announcement regarding our buddies in Mungion and their gear heist in Detroit. The band was recently robbed of all their gear, van, and trailer during a stop over in Michigan. Search "Mungion" on Go Fund Me if you'd like to donate to their cause and help them get back on their feet. Or you could catch them on their current N.American tour and by a ticket and some merch. From there it's more news with stories like Chance the Rapper donating two million dollars to the Chicago Public School System, Lil' Wayne's brush with death in Chicago, System of a Down goes jazz, Pharma Bro v/s Wu Tang Clan, Black Metal pop music, a death at Burning Man, what getting goose bumps while listening to music means, and why The Calgary Police says listening to heavy music makes you a nazi. Our game for tonight is another offensive round of TWEET or TWIT and we close out the show with Jim on the turntables puttin' down some sounds. |
Wed, 30 August 2017
We're joined by local radio personality/producer Fernando Navarro tonight!! Fernando has seen it all during his time in the industry, from Mancow to the 2 Assholes. Fernando is a perfect fit for the podcast and he doesn't skip a beat once we fire things up and roast the week in music news. This week we cover a Metallica fan who was arrested after peeing on a family during a concert, R. Kelly's sex cult, the death of the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band, Linkin Park's cryptic message about getting a new lead singer, a death at a kinky sex rave, a street performer who was told to go home and practice by local police, and more!!! We close out the show with Guess That Video and once again Fernando was right in his element. Much love to Mr. Navarro for coming out and hanging out with us for the night. This won't be the last time you hear him on the show. Support pirate radio! |
Mon, 21 August 2017
Our special guest tonight is J.B. Bartlett from Chicago's patrons of groove, Waxworks!! J.B. was nice enough to stop by the lab to talk about everything from the upcoming album to Game of Thrones. No spoilers. It's hard to put a finger on Waxworks considering the rotating line-up of talented players. One night they might have a horn section and one night they might have someone on keys. The one constant that remains is their incredible sound be it Julian's thunderous percussions or Frank's amazing voice. We feature a few tracks tonight from their 'Lost At Sea' EP while we await the release of their upcoming full length album. We pepper J.B. with a little of the ol' Q&A and a game of Fake or Real. Big thanks again to J.B. for hanging out with us and fucking around for a little bit. |
Sun, 30 July 2017
We're joined by Chicago jam band Bodhicitta for some beers tonight!! Bodhicitta is the perfect example of what happens when four guys pick up their instruments and can all be on the same page. It's the in the pocket jams from a budding band that will hopefully be making noise on the scene for years to come. The guys stopped by the garage for a little bit to talk shop, do some beer tasting, cover the news, and play White Boy Theater. Turns out Ken is really good at it. If you're in and around the Chicago land area keep an ear out for these dudes. This is a live show you want to see. Big thanks to Kyle, Ryan, Alex, & Ken for hanging out and putting up with your shit for a few hours. It's always fun to have a good time with good people. |
Mon, 24 July 2017
Tonight we have a few guests in the studio including friend of the show Bradley O. and our guest of honor Justin Lebreck!! Justin is the owner and operator of Waysound Studio in Fox River Grove, IL and the newest member of Modern Day Romeos. Justin has been involved in music and recording since he ran a studio out of his parents basement in high school. Since then he's moved into his own space and records everything from classical music to hip hop. Not to mention he's now part of one of the biggest bands in the Chicago land area. Justin was nice enough to stop by for some Q&A, taste test the new Megadeth beer, and play a round of "Guess That Video" featuring only the most offensive comments YouTube has to offer. We even made him sit through what might be the worst WTF band, Bum Sick, we've featured to date. Seriously, you have to hear this "shit" to believe it. You'll know why I put that in quotes once you hear it. I can't really put into words. We also feature a few bands that have recorded over at Waysound Studio with Justin at the helm. We didn't let the torrential down pour of rain stop us from bringing you more pirate radio so turn it up loud and enjoy!! Thanks again to Justin and Brad for hanging out and crushing some beer cans with us. |
Thu, 13 July 2017
Unfortunately, we ran into some technical difficulties that weren't discovered until after the fact so bare with us as the sound quality is not top tier. Nevalra stopped by the lab while laying waste to the Midwest on the their Slash the Summer tour. After I introduced the boys to a Chicago delicacy, Italian beefs, we sat down to talk about everything from conspiracy theories, worst on stage moves, ryder sheets, their least favorite genre of metal, girlfriends on the road, and a lot more. As always we have to play a game so the boys took a crack at "Tweet or Twit" with the loser having to walk to the gig. |
Mon, 26 June 2017
Just Ryan & Jim in the studio this week but no worries we'll be back in July and August with all kinds of musical guests and great interviews. |
Tue, 20 June 2017
This is not for the faint of heart. You are about to enter the world of a madman. "Ascendance to the Summoning" - Archspire "Orphans of Sickness" - Deeds of Flesh > "Self Proclaimed God" - Benighted "A Nightmare Incarnate" - Ingested > "Circo Inhumanitis" - Cattle Decapitation "Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation" - Viraema "Dementia" - Through The Eyes of The Dead > "Corpses Thrown Across the Sky" - Rings of Saturn "Rotted Paradise" - Oppressor > "A Massacre in the North" - Abominable Putridity > "Scavenging the Slaughtered" - Vomitory > "Vimana" - Nevalra "No New Beginning" - Blood Red Throne Outro |
Mon, 5 June 2017
This week we're joined by Bridge for a quick jam session and a little interview afterwards. Bridge has been around for many years and has played many shows. A few line up changes later they're back to their core trio and have never sounded better. Like a fine wine, Bridge has aged well and if you take enough of it you'll be left in a blackout trying to find your car keys. The guys were nice enough to let us hang out at their jam spot for the night and record some tunes and screw around. Topics include musical influences, favorite British Invasion band, why Chris Cornell is better than everyone, and more. Big thanks to Charlie, Adam, & Paul for the beers and all the stupid laughs. Can't wait to do it all again. |
Mon, 22 May 2017
Jim from the 2 Assholes Talking Music Podcast put together an incredible groovy deep house mix over the weekend. When Jim gets in the lab he always puts out some pure fire. It's a spotlight mix of Spiritchaser and Richard Earnshaw.
Direct download: Spiritchaser_-_Richard_Earnshaw_Deep_Soulful_House_Spotlight_Mix_-_Summer_2017.docx.mp3
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Mon, 17 April 2017
A little short on stories this week due to back to back shows but we're here to roast the week in music news and crush some beers. Lots of news to cover this week and we also debut a new game, Tweet or Twit. Stories inclube Mickey Free confirming the Prince/Charlie Murphy True Hollywood story, son of Metallica bassist Robert Trujullo joins Korn, Scott Stap can see dead rock stars in his mirror, a shrimp named after Pink Floyd, Brittney is leaving Vegas, Paul Oakenfold plays on top of Mt. Everest, and more. Since we're short on news this week we decided to double on the games and also debut a new one as well. Start it off with White Boy Theater followed up by Tweet or Twit. A new game where Jim has to guess if the offensive tweets Ryan is reading are fake or real. |
Tue, 11 April 2017
Jim & Ryan are back in the studio this week to pound some beers and roast the week in music news. No guests tonight so it's just our regular format with the news, a brand new WTF Band you have to hear to believe, and another round of Guess That Video. Tonight we cover stories like the death of Chuck Berry, a British woman arrested for blasting Ed Sheeran at her neighbors, alien radio signals from outer space, the 2017 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony, Barry Manilow coming out, Suge Knight adds to the Tupac conspiracy, the Disney ban hammer, Nikki Sixx on Broadway, and more. After the news we feature Pugtopsy, a pug dog fronted black metal band and close out the show with Guess That Video and a short mix of music. Grab your favorite cocktail and join us for your weekly dose of pirate radio!! |
Mon, 20 March 2017
Today we were on location in the home of Bill Murray's "Groundhog Day" hanging out with Marc Esses & DJ New Vintage, one of the coolest local bands we've had the pleasure to cover in recent months. A DJ-drum duo that is taking the scene by storm and leaving empty bottles and tired dancing feet in their wake. This past weekend they took part in the Shamrocked Fest so we cracked a few beers and a couple of mics before the party started. Well, technically it never stopped from the night before. If you're in and around the Chicago land area keep an eye out for these guys because I guarantee you won't see anything like this!! |
Tue, 28 February 2017
Considering the blood alcohol level in the room last Friday night we manage to have a pretty decent show. We've been having lots of bands so far this year but we decided to get back to normal and roast the week in music news and drink beer. Lots of it. Chris from the Stone Rollin' Devils stops by to talk about the Super Bowl halftime show, Arnold Shwarzeneger beefing with Nickelback on Twitter, the science of music, an onstage enema goes wrong, Australia's favorite song to have sex to, Bieber being an asshole again, Aaron Carter fighting his supporting act on stage, the ARMY hates Smashmouth, was Michael Jackson murdered, and more. Jim finally redeems himself in Guess That Video and we feature some music from one of the UK's premiere MCs, Leafdog. Grab a beer or 10 to catch up and join us for another barely sober episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music. Support pirate radio!!!
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Mon, 13 February 2017
We're joined tonight by local legends and avid beer drinkers, Party Obvious!! Buddy and Johnny stop the lab to drink beers, discuss the many complexities of life and why you should always wear a horse head when playing the drums. In between our fireside chat we feature some tracks off their album, Waking The Neighbors, feature a new WTF Band, and play White Boy Theater. It was a blast having these guys in the studio for a night and hope to do it again real soon. If you live in and around the Chicago land area chances are you can catch these guys at a bar near you. Check out partyobvious.com for all things party and a list of upcoming shows. Stay weird and support pirate radio!!! |
Mon, 30 January 2017
We're joined this week by the incredibly talented, Mungion!! The boys were nice enough to stop by the lab before their show this past Friday night. We talk some quick shop about the band's history, what does their name mean, their musical influences and more. Later in the show we get into another round of Guess That Video and then close things out with live music from Mungion's show at The House Cafe this past December (set list below). Big thanks again to Mungion for stopping in and hanging out!! Support pirate radio!! Mungion The House Cafe DeKalb, IL December 30, 2016
Recorded & Edited by Duain Altepeter
01 One Night Stan 6:03
02 Schvingo > 2:27
03 Hey Arnold > 0:44
04 Schvingo 11:50
05 Makanda 6:37
06 Myrtle 15:11
07 Sloob Syndrome 12:22
08 Quemaste Tu Cabello > 5:16
09 Beneath the Shallows 18:43
10 Chemical Plant 8:14
11 Justice 9:58
12 Hindsight 13:12
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Sat, 28 January 2017
Intro "No Waves" - FIDLAR "Couldn't Find Love" - Coachwhips "Laser Beams" - Demon's Claw "Growing Faith" - White Fence "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" - Neutral Milk Hotel "Charlie Moon (style tycoon)" - Charlie & The Moon Hearts "All The Way to PA" - Machine Go Boom "Build Me A Ladder" - Machine Go Boom "Seaview, Wilson? Yield!" - Epsilons "To the Dregs" - Wavves "In 'N' Out" - Mudhoney "Subject" - The Ettes "Stress" - Holograms "A Wall, a Century 2" - Thee Oh Sees "Tide" - Mikal Cronin "(Do the) Go Fuck Yourself" - Nobunny "Gas Station" -Liquor Store "Corona" -Minutemen "Sad Fuzz" - Ty Segall "Ribbon of Fear" - Hornet Leg "The Start of Something" - Voxtrot "Hey, Sandy" - Polaris "Roadrunner" - The Modern Lovers |
Mon, 23 January 2017
Tonight we are live with Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town!!! The band was nice enough to let us hang out for a bit and do a live social media broadcast of a few tracks. Links for the video are below. After a few songs we sit down with Dave, Jon Monti(mandolin), and Henry Heine(stand-up bass) and just talk a little shop while having a few drinks. 2 Assholes Twitter - @DETGravy 2 Assholes Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/2ATMusic/
Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/david-prusina/id509837328 http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/davidprusinathecryinside2 https://www.facebook.com/David-Prusina-The-Cryin-Side-of-Town-308765765809357/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm_z5WMGAo85T5C0w4cF6Ag
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Tue, 20 December 2016
This is our official last show of 2016. In years past we've tried and failed to do a full on wrap up of the year in music so this year we decided to just kind of half ass it. We start off with some quick news like Phil Anselmo apologizing for his white power outburst, Joe Bonamassa attacking a bouncer with a rare guitar, Beyonce & Disturbed being nominated in the same category at the Grammy Awards, the highest selling CD of the year, the most viral videos of 2016, the top 3 songs of the year according to the Top 40 charts, our favorite albums/artists of the year, some really cool isolated vocal tracks, and our favorite/most hated Christmas songs. After all the news we bust our another round of White Boy Theater. Ryan Actually gets a few right this time. Amazing!! We close out the show with a few choice cuts from our favorite bands/songs of the year. Big thanks to everyone out there that took the time to listen to the show this year. Your support means more than you'll ever know to us. Jim & Ryan have some big things planned for 2017 like lots of guests and live acoustic jam sessions from some of Chicago's biggest local and independent bands. Stay tuned and keep supporting pirate radio!!!! |
Tue, 6 December 2016
Back in the lab with a couple of guest tonight. We're joined by Chicago musicians from the band Kelly, Paul Somers and John Tashjian. You can also find John performing at Chicago piano Bar, Howl At The Moon. We bust a couple of stories from the music world like Kanye canceling his tour and being admitted into the looney bin, 5 Finger Death Punch frontman Ivan Moody walking off stage mid show, headphones being hacked and used as listening devices, Shia Lebouf being kicked out of a Warpaint concert, Canadian cops using Nickelback songs to punish drunk drivers, and a new line of beer from Killswitch Engage. After the news we do some beer tasting featuring beers from Iron Maiden and AC/DC and from there we got a new WTF Band that all Star Wars fans will enjoy. We close out the show with a round of Fake or Real with bands from the upcoming Snow Globe Festival in Lake Tahoe, CA. Our featured local band tonight is none other than Chicago powerhouse, Miss Remember. The buzz on this band has been growing in 2016 and their poised to do some really great things in 2017. You can find their music on Band Camp and I suggest you head over there and support some great local music. |
Mon, 7 November 2016
The title may say it's episode #65 but were actually dubbing this one #666 because we're tonight were joined by Missouri death band, Nevalra!!! The guys were nice enough to stop by while out on the Northern Nightmare tour currently shredding through the midwest. We sat down, drank a few beers and talked about their worst gig ever, metal sub genres and why they suck, what albums got them into music, the band's writing process, feature some cuts from the album and more. We close out the show with a Nevalra v/s the house edition of Guess That Video. We find out if Jim can beat someone other than himself. Big thanks again the guys from Nevalra for stopping by the garage and spending their Sunday night off hanging out with us assholes. Check out nevalra.com for everything Nevalra including tour dates, social media, merch and more!!! |
Mon, 31 October 2016
It's the big Halloween show with few guests in the studio! Nick and Brandon from the Stone Rollin' Devils stopped by for beers and to talk shop on horror movies. Before we get to this years list of Halloween movies to watch we do some quick news starting off with the Jay-Z/Kanye Beef, DMX thanks the cops who saved his life, new Tribe Called Quest album, Roger Daltrey thinks rock is dead, Bieber storms off stage, and new unreleased Prince music. Then it time for metal news with a feel good story about a cop jamming with kids, the death of Dethklok, and the new White Chapel single. We close out the show with a batch of movies to watch this Halloween season. Grab a drink and join us for more pirate radio!!!
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Mon, 17 October 2016
We're back to our regular format tonight, roasting the news and ripping beers. Lots of ground to cover after taking a few weeks off. We start off with Bob Dylan winning a Nobel Prize, As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis and his steroid man boobs, Vinnie Paul still hates Phil Anselmo, the Biggie hologram, Lady Gaga performing at the Super Bowl and who we would pick to play, the Rob Zombie/John Carpenter beef, the clown epidemic and what ICP is doing to stop it, Corey Feldman back on the Today Show, Nickelback hates Nickelback jokes, Alex Lifeson likes MDMA and Tool, Damian Marley's prison pot farm, the new R. Kelly Christmas album, and we close out the news with some tech news with the new Amazon music streaming service. Our WTF Band for tonight comes courtesy of 2 piece noise rock band, Lightning Bolt!! An incredible wall of sound from Rhode Island that makes music like no other band out there. After that it's time for some Fake or Real featuring bands from the 2016 Desert Daze music festival in Joshua Tree, CA. The local artist for the night is great friend of the show, Justin Purtill. It's hard to put Justin in any kind of category or genre so it's best to just let the music do the talking. He's played in the Jerry Garcia Band and alongside an incredible roster of storied jazz musicians. His music is available on iTunes or you can catch him live at any coffeehouse or jazz club throughout the city of Chicago. |
Mon, 3 October 2016
We're joined in studio tonight with singer/songwriter Dave Prusina!! An incredible talent from Chicago who fronts local band Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town, an Americana folk band that's taking over local stages with their blue collar sound. Dave sits down for some Q&A plus we do a little beer tasting and later we subject him to a few rounds of Guess That Video and White Boy Theater. Look for Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town on Facebook to find all their upcoming dates or on their YouTube channel for live performances. Big thanks to Dave for putting up with us and hanging out for a few hours. |
Mon, 3 October 2016
We're joined in studio tonight with singer/songwriter Dave Prusina!! An incredible talent from Chicago who fronts local band Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town, an Americana folk band that's taking over local stages with their blue collar sound. Dave sits down for some Q&A plus we do a little beer tasting and later we subject him to a few rounds of Guess That Video and White Boy Theater. Look for Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town on Facebook to find all their upcoming dates or on their YouTube channel for live performances. Big thanks to Dave for putting up with us and hanging out for a few hours. |
Mon, 12 September 2016
This week we cover the Kanye VMA rant as best we can, the Chris Brown police stand-off, Drake's tour bus getting robbed, the death of NWA manager Jerry Heller, ICP fans cutting off body parts, Darkthrone's Fenriz being elected to his local city council, the break-up of Abiotic, Gene Simmons on celebs endorsing politicians, the 31 year anniversary of Frank Zappa debating Kandy Stroud of the PMRC, what makes a song an ear worm, the Katy Perry catfish, Bieber's credit card getting denied at an LA Subway shop, and Robert DeNiro has no idea who Oasis is. After the news we have a new WTF Band that can only be best described as Mongolian Throat Singing metal. It's as bizarre as it sounds. We close out the show with another incredible local band, well regional I guess. Inimical Drive out of St. Louis is our featured artist tonight!! Grab a drink and join us for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!! |
Mon, 22 August 2016
Back in the studio again with a cooler of beer and a stack of music news!! We thought we would have a short show this week but it turns out after a few beers we can ramble with the best of them. Tonight we cover some Olympic stories like Michael Phelps's pre-race music setlist, Shaun White being sued by a former band member, Adele turning down the Super Bowl gig, going to concerts make you happy, auctioneers mixed with a beat, the death of NIN's James Wooley, the new Prophets of Rage album, Corey Taylor kicks out another fan, the music of Stranger Things, the new MTV retro channel, bands combating stolen gear, and we close out the news with the Top 10 band fueds of all-time. For our game tonight we return to our classic Guess That Video with only the finest YoutTube comments that will make you cringe. To close out the show we have our new segment featuring local bands/talent. Tonight it's Chicago's very own Karl Neurauter. We have a great track off the singer/songwriters 2014 EP, The Moon Ranch Sessions. Grab your favorite cocktail and pump up the volume for a little a pirate radio. It's time for 2 Assholes Talking Music!!! |
Tue, 9 August 2016
Tonight we get right to it after being out of the lab for over a month. Stories include Perry Farrell trashing Lollapalooza in the press, Jack White launches a turntable into orbit, Justin Bieber's look-a-like kills himself, the Taylor Swift/Kanye beef, Katy Perry is the most followed person on Twitter, audio from Chino Moreno performing inside of a volcano, Linkin Park claims they "saved" metal, Megadeth has a new beer, Ozzy voicing a character on a Disney cartoon, Amazon's new voice command headphones, the 2016 MTV VMAs, Motley Crue's new line of dildos, stories from Eminem's former bodyguard, and a rapper who shot himself in the face on Facebook Live. After all the news we feature a new WTF Band, the Red Hot Chili Pipers. We close out the show with another round of Fake or Real featuring bands from the 2016 Wacken Open Air Festival. Another thing we've been trying to do lately is feature some local music so we chose one of the hottest bands in the Chicago land, Mungion. These guys are crazy talented and have a bright future ahead of them. We wrap the show with their song "Nut Head". As always thanks for listening!! |
Fri, 22 July 2016
Gone Fishin' |
Sun, 3 July 2016
Some cool synth sounds..... Intro "They Live in the Meadow" - Black Moth Super Rainbow "Cybernetic Love" - Casco "Cut Dick" - Mr. Oizo "Year of the Dog" - Fuck Buttons "The Red Wing" - Fuck Buttons "Computer Love" - Glass Candy "Oxygene Pt. 3" - Jean Michel Jarre "Train to Pluton" - M83 "ABC Auto Industry" - OMD "Gross Magik" - TOBACCO "Division" - Solar Bears > "73X" - Visione "Let It Be" - Blackmill ft. Veela "Broken Cub" - Nitemoves "Lake of Dreams" - Mirage |
Thu, 23 June 2016
Rolling along into another great show this week! We start the show off with some tragic news regarding the Christina Grimmie shooting in Orlando during an autograph signing. After that we switch gears and get back to roasting the news with stories like Axl Rose asking Google to take down his fat face pictures, the massive drug bust at Bonaroo, the new Prophets of Rage tour and album, Joey Jordison's battle with MS, Eric Clapton finally calling it quits, Deftones playing inside of a volcano, the Irish fans at Euro Cup 2016, an 82 year old man that really like Drowning Pool, Bobby Brown having sex with a ghost, the new family friendly version of Cattle Decapitation, and finally a mom who really hates Primus. After the news we play a quick round of Guess That Video and close out the show. Grab a cold beer and join us for some more idiocy as we dive into another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music !! |
Mon, 6 June 2016
This week we talk tons of music news, new album releases, and Jim reads gangsta rap lyrics while we play another around of White Boy Theater. We close out the show with some indie music from the east coast. Underground Drum 'N Bass producer, The Mad Proffesor himself, Digibilly!! It's been awhile since we've featured some local artists, well local to some I guess. This dude rips some really grimy, dark sounding stuff. I can guarantee this won't be the last you hear of him on 2ATM. Our stories tonight include the deaths of former MEGADETH drummer Nick Menza and ex-Municipal Waste drummer Brandon Ferrell, Gathering of the Juggalos 2016, Phil from White Chapel hates metal elitisim, new super groups Prophets of Rage and Gone Is Gone, fan loses an ear at an Eagles of Death Metal show, and Chris Cornell's stalker is on the loose, Kanye got robbed, Fatty Wapp's new video gets a principal suspended, The Who's Roger Daltry hates the internet, Oasis and the Beatles Curse, Art Garfunkel sucks at being an audience member, Adele tells a fan to stop filming, and finally the new hologram concert sensation Hatsune Miku. digibillymusic.com @DETGravy facebook.com/2ATMusic |
Tue, 31 May 2016
Jim from the 2 Assholes Talking Music podcast put together a sexy mix of drum & bass sounds over the weekend. He's a purist when it comes to the genre of DnB so you know it's going to hit on all points and come correct. DJ Clart - "Street Dreams" |
Tue, 10 May 2016
We're back to roast the week in music news with lots of ground to cover. Starting with the death of Prince and all the family drama. From there it's more family drama with the Zappa's then on to more drama involving Puddle of Man frontman Wes Scantlin. After that Scott Stapp tells a few lies, 50 Cent makes fun of an autistic kid, Trent Reznor going to work for Apple, McDonald's new MIDI keyboard place mat, a metal band featuring a 67 year old grandma lead singer, Dying Fetus spreads a fans ashes, Warren G butchers "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and other famous celebs doing the same, Radiohead's new single, and another miserable WTF Band. We close out the show with a game of "Guess That Video" featuring only the trashiest YouTube comments. Fill your ears with a couple of assholes!! |
Mon, 18 April 2016
We're back in the studio with a vengeance this week after taking a few months off. Jim welcomed in his 4th child so we figured there was probably more important things going on in the world than making fun of music headlines. After the news we close out the show with a hysterical round of Fake or Real featuring bands from Coachella 2016. You won't want to miss this one! Pump up the volume and grab your favorite cocktail while the 2 Assholes roast the week in music news!! |
Sat, 9 April 2016
The 2 Assholes have been on hiatus for the last month or so but we've been plotting all the while. The final product of swapping files back and forth is a jigsaw puzzle of death metal culminating in this brutal mix of savagery.
Intro "Conquest of Gliese" - Abiotic "Fifty Ton War Machine" - Devourment White Chapel – The Saw Is The Law "Lie To My Face" - Carnifex "Doomsday" - Impending Doom "Doomed From Birth" - Thy Art Is Murder "Blacked Out" - White Chapel "Hellhole" - Impending Doom "Entombment of a Machine" > "Indoctrinate" - Immolation "Vimana" - Nevalra "Axe to Mouth" - Gorgasm "Le Detenteur" - Beyond Creation "Projectile Ovulation" - Cattle Decapitation |
Tue, 16 February 2016
Tonight we dive right into the news to cover the biggest show of the year. Of course I'm talking about the Super Bowl halftime show. From there it's Kanye's Twitter beef w/ Wiz & Amber Rose, Snoop Dogg's new nature show, DMX's brush with death earlier this week, Chief Keef being Chief Keef, Puddle of Mudd's Wes Scantlin freaking out on an audience member, former Marilyn Manson member wishes death on MM, an Iranian metal band facing the death penalty for playing music, the new EDM Awards, and a new brand of vaginal baby speakers. After the news it's WTF Band w/ the one and only Wing!! We love Wing!! We close out the show with White Boy Theater and call it a night. Support Pirate Radio!!!!! |
Tue, 26 January 2016
We got beers and a whole bunch of music news to tear apart this week. We start things off with a hilarious story about the 3 day Phish show down in Cancun that left one traveler a bit pissed off about his vacation destination. From there we get into the police files with former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter being arrested for starting a bar fight, Don "American Pie" McLean being arrested for domestic violence, and a rapper in Florida who tried to pass his mixtape off as a form of I.D. After that a quick story on the guy who now has Sir Mix-a-Lots old cell phone number, the NWA reunion at Coachella, Mos Def calls it quits, a black metal singer murdered in Thailand, Christian Bale learning to play the drums from Pantera and Mastodon, the new brand of Lemmy whiskey, an insanely cool Linkin Park mash-up track, the drama over at Guitar Center, more deaths in the music world, and we close out the news with a list of the most explicit bands in pop music according to some stupid ass survey. After all the news we play another round of Guess That Video with Jim trying to redeem his overall score by placing the horrible YouTube comments with the correct videos. We recommend you pour yourself a large cocktail and join us for a little pirate radio with the 2 Assholes Talking Music!! |
Mon, 11 January 2016
Knocking the rust off after the holiday break with some cold beers and a new episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music! We missed a few big stories while we were gone so we don't waste anytime getting into the news tonight. We start things off the passing of some pretty heavy hitters like Natalie Cole and Scott Weiland then we cover the man, the myth, the legend. Lemmy!! After we cover the obituaries we dive into Robert Trujillo's hungover Metallica audition, the new Hardee's ad featuring Pantera, a bar patron who hates Christmas music, the announcement of the Coachella line-up, Steeley Dan frontman in trouble with the law, and the Super Bowl halftime show. After the rock news we feature an incredible treasure recently unearthed, Freddie Mercury's isolated vocal track from We Are the Champions. Then it's Tyga creeping on underage girls and then we close out the news Azelia Banks fighting with bouncers and getting arrested. Our WTF Band for the night comes courtesy of the Black Sabbath/McDonald's tribute band, Mac Sabbath. We end the show with a round of Fake or Real where Jim has to guess if the bands I name are real featuring artists from this years Coachella line-up. 2 Assholes Talking Music is on the air!!! |
Tue, 17 November 2015
First show in a couple of weeks so it feels good to be back in the lab with a cold beer in our hands. We took a break from the mics to bring you our annual Halloween special and it's our first show back after featuring some live music in the studio. We start things off with Jason Aldean dressing in black face for Halloween the we cover Justin Bieber's temper tantrum on stage in Norway, Randy Blythe(Lamb of God) getting jumped in Ireland, John Lennon's million dollar guitar sells at auction, Irish boy bands being used as a torture device, and Chester Bennington leaving STP. We take a quick break to discuss the Paris terrorist attacks being that they happened hours before we turned on the mics. At the time we were just finding out that the Eagles of Death Metal show was attacked. From there we finish up the rest of the news with the night club fire in Romania the killed 40+ including band members, an update on the health of Bad Brain's Dr. Know, Questlove getting snubbed by Finding Nemo, and close it out with Skrillex v/s DeadMau5 on Twitter. After the news it's more WTF Bands featuring Finland's premier dinosaur themed metal band, Hevisaurus. A group of dinosaurs that plays children themed heavy metal. It's awesome! For our game tonight it's White Boy Theater. Jim reads gangster rap lyrics in his whitest voice, his normal voice and Ryan has to guess the rapper. Grab a beer and join us for some pirate radio!! |
Mon, 26 October 2015
It's our favorite time of the year, Halloween!!! Staying with tradition we've put together another mix that continues the story of the Phantom Killer. If you remember from last year the original Phantom Killer was eventually caught and jailed for his heinous deeds. This year it seems he's spawned a copycat killer and he's wreaking havoc wherever he goes. The Copycat Killer is ruthless in his pursuit for blood and he'll stop at nothing to find his next victim. He could be your co-worker, maybe a neighbor. Maybe he's in your house right now. The Copycat Killer is driven by rage, a rage that runs so deep it can only be quenched with brutality. Turn off the lights and join us for another installment of Halloween Gravy!! |
Mon, 12 October 2015
Tonight we're celebrating our 50th episode with some in studio guests, The Stone Rolling Devils!!! We figured that since this is kind of a landmark episode we'd have a little fun and invite some friends over to drink beer and jam out in the lab. The Stone Rolling Devils are an incredible blues band from the Chicago land area and have been trucking along now for many years. Despite a few line-up changes their sound is better than ever thanks to architect in charge Gary Smith. If you're ever in the city or around the suburbs of Chicago and these dudes are playing I highly recommend you saddle up to the bar and enjoy the show. We start the night off with a little jam sessions then get into talking shop, finding out what the guys are listening to, and close out the show with a group session of Guess That Video. It was an absolute treat to have these guys over and something tells me this won't be the last time we have these guys in the studio. Grab a drank and give the volume a crank it's the 50th episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music w/ The Stone Rolling Devils!!!!
The Stone Rolling Devils are: Gary Smith - vox & harmonica Brandon Castino - guitar Chris Angelos - guitar Paul Chivari - bass Nick Hawkins - drums |
Wed, 23 September 2015
Another Friday night another round of beers and roasting the week in music news!! This week we cover the ongoing feud between Jack White and Patrick Carney from the Black Keys, Elton John's prank meeting with Vladimir Putin, R.E.M v/s Donald Trump, the cancer scam carried out by the lead singer of a Pennsylvania hardcore band, Jerry Garcia's lost drug arrest tapes, Keith Richards hating on everyone from rappers to the Beatles, lost recordings from John Belushi and '80s punk band FEAR, the upcoming Frank Zappa movie, Budweiser teaming up with Metallica for a limited line of beers, and we close out the news with 11 songs that were banned by Clear Channel after 9/11. After all that we cover new album releases for the upcoming month and close out the show with another offensive round of Guess That Video courtesy of the YouTube comment section. Grab your beverage of choice and support pirate radio with another great episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!! |
Tue, 1 September 2015
Back in the lab to roast the week in music news and throw back a couple of beers. This week we start things off with some metal news including Lemmy's failing health, his switch to vodka and his collapse on stage, Gene Simmons being investigated for child porn, Iron Maiden's tribute to Robin Williams, ExMortus being banned by Disney at the west coast House of Blues, and Dave Mustaine being asked if he would play with Metallica. From there we switch gears to the rap world with Ice Cube's claim that he and NWA paved the way for South Park & Eminem, Eazy E's son claiming Suge Knight killed his dad w/ AIDS, and Amy Schumer rapping with Talib Kweli on stage in Chicago. After that more Grateful Dead news after they announced they're hitting the road again this fall and we close out the news with a story about Justin's Bieber look-alike who killed himself. For our WTF Bands segment tonight we feature an actual Simpsons/Ned Flanders tribute band to make up for last weeks travesty. Finally, we close out the show with another round of White Boy Theater where Jim reads rap lyrics in his whitest voice possible, basically himself, and I have to guess the artist. Give the volume a crank and grab another drank because it's time for more pirate radio with the 2 Assholes Talking Music |
Tue, 18 August 2015
We're back to roast the week in music news with cooler full of beer!! Tonight we start things off with a big show announcement. From there we rip into the news and cover Slpknot's Corey Taylor and his opinion on the current state of pop music followed up with an update on Slipknot's V-man and his random on stage injury, Slayer being inducted into the Smithsonian Musuem, a guy who hand farts Slayer songs, Dying Fetus v/s an OBGYN in the Netherlands, an update on all the Bobbi Kristina Brown drama, the sudden death of rapper Sean P, Skrillex talking shit about DeadMau5, the new companion album to the Nirvana documentary Montage of Heck, Fat Mike from NOFX paying a fan to leave the show, new album releases, another dose of WTF bands, and we close it out with more of "Guess That Video" featuring only the finest YouTube comments. Give the volume a crank and grab another drank cause it's pirate radio at it's finest with the 2 Assholes Talking Music!! |
Tue, 28 July 2015
This week we're joined by good friends of the show Teddy French and BC for another wrap-up of the week in music. After a few beers we get into this year's Gathering of the Juggalos and ICP's tax problems, Lil' Wayne being marked for death, Vinnie Paul's decison to remove the Confederate Flag from all Pantera merch, Phil Rudd from AC/DC in trouble again, the possible ban on music downloading in the UK, Finley Quaye being thrown off stage, Harry Potter meets Slim Shady, & new WTF band ft. Lady Baby. After all the news we debut a new game, White Boy Theater. Jim reads gangsta rap lyrics to me in his best white guy voice and I have to guess who the rapper is. Could be the best game ever played on this show. For the music tonight we went with a little hip hop mix courtesy of the Illuminati guy. Happy beers to you!!
XXX TALK XXX "Broken Antenae" - Jak Progresso Illuminati "What Happened to That Toy" - The Weathermen "8 Steps to Perfection" - Company Flow "Obsolete" - The Orphange (Illogic-Slug-Aesop Rock-Blueprint-Eyedea) "Myron Fagan v/s Mondee "C.I.A."(Criminals In Action) - Zach De La Rocha, KRS One, The Last Emperor |
Wed, 8 July 2015
We're back in the lab to fire up another show and pay tribute to Grateful Dead and their 50 years of melting minds. Before we get to all the heady tunes it's business as usual with beer and music news. P Diddy gets us started with his arrest during his son's football practice then Kanye Covering Queen @ Glastonbury, the rapper who cut his dick off, Mars Volta and their epic weed habit, Selfie Sticks at concerts, and close it out with a new WTF band, Hate Beak. After news it's Guess That Video and more horrible YouTube comments. We close it out with some of our favorite Dead tunes in honor of the Fare Thee Well shows. Grab your party favor of choice and tune into the greatest pirate radio show ever created!!!
XXX TALK XXX "Crowd Sculptures & Parallelogram" - Infrared Roses "Alligator" - Filmore East April '71 "Eyes of the World" - Syracuse, NY 9/28/76 > "Cold Rain & Snow" - Madison, WI 2/3/78 "Jack Straw" - Europe '72 "Weather Report Suite" - Providence, RI 6/26/74 Seastones "Cumberland Blues" - Workingman's Dead "You See a Broken Heart" - Oddities & Rare Cuts 1966 "Dire Wolf" - Filmore East 2/13/70 |
Tue, 23 June 2015
Back in the lab after a quick summer break with more music news and cheap beers! We did our first live show down at Chicago Craft Beer Week but it feels good to be back at our home base doing what we do best, talking music. This week we cover Dave Grohl's broken leg, Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell's on stage freak out, rumors of Spotify eleminating their free service, new album releases, and BabyMetal. For the game segment of the show we bust out "Fake or Real" featuring bands from the upcoming Glastonbury Festival and Jim rounds out the show with a smooth electronic mix. It's pirate radio at it's finest with 2 Assholes Talking Music!!
XXX TALK XXX "Never Felt So Fly"(vocal breakdown) - Rasmus Faber ft. Melo "All Night High"(Miguel Miggs Salted Dub Deluxe) - Lisa Shaw "Still A Dancer" - Kemdi "Inside the Loop" - Jimpster "Love You Better" - Jimpster |
Sat, 13 June 2015
I've been listening to a lot of underground British hip hop lately, well, underground in the states at least. These dudes from across the pond are bringing it back with an English touch and it sounds nice. I wanted to spotlight some of the stuff I've been listening to lately but also point out that this is by no means complete coverage of the scene over in England. The Secret Stash is always dedicated to undgerground sounds and there's a lot of noise coming from over in jolly ol' England. Grab a pint or 5 and spin the dial till you land on OI!! Intro "Spark It Up" - Skuff & Inja "One Drink(that's completely out the question) - Dirty Dike ft. Jam Baxter, Ronnie Bosh "Who's That Muddy Funkster" - Stig of the Dump "The Tear Down" - Dupa Styles "Drug Co." - Hock Tu Down "The Great Escape" - Universal Soliders "Mind Out" - Foreign Beggars ft. Skrien "Future Posse Cut One Thousand" - Dirty Dike ft. Stig of the Dump, Dr.Syntax, BVA, DatKid, Verb T. Jam Baxter, Edward Scissortongue, Mr.Key, Fliptrix, & Leaf Dog "This Ain't a Track" - Unusual Suspects "Silent Flight" - The Four Owls "It's a Mad World" - BVA ft. Fliptrix, Cracker Jon. & DJ Sammy B-Side "Straight Out" - Kashmere the Iguana Man "Dub Styles" - Roots Manuva "Blaze It Up" - The Mouse Outfit "Culture Pop" - CopperShot & Braintax "Alcoholic Author" - Jehst "Rosegarden" - Edward Scissortongue Outro |
Mon, 1 June 2015
We took the show on the road a few weeks back and took part in celebrating Craft Beer Week in Chicago. We posted up in Wrigleyville @ Merkle's Bar & Grill and spun some brutal tunes all night in honor of Rapture Fest featuring heavy beers and heavier music. We drank some beers, played a few games, and gave away some swag. Big thanks to Russ Bishop and the whole crew at Merkle's, executive chef Marshall McCarthy and everyone over at Mash for providing the insane smoked meats, all the craft breweries for supplying the suds, and everyone who came out and didn't get skeeved out from our videos. You had to be there.
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