2 Assholes Talking Music - 2 dudes roasting the week in music news while drinking cheap beer. Outside of the news we have segments called WTF Bands and play a different game each episode like Guess That Video based on all the awful YouTube comments, Fake or Real, and White Boy Theater. You can also find all the Gravy Mixtapes on here spanning just about every genre of music.
2 Assholes Talking Music #67

This is our official last show of 2016. In years past we've tried and failed to do a full on wrap up of the year in music so this year we decided to just kind of half ass it. We start off with some quick news like Phil Anselmo apologizing for his white power outburst, Joe Bonamassa attacking a bouncer with a rare guitar, Beyonce & Disturbed being nominated in the same category at the Grammy Awards, the highest selling CD of the year, the most viral videos of 2016, the top 3 songs of the year according to the Top 40 charts, our favorite albums/artists of the year, some really cool isolated vocal tracks, and our favorite/most hated Christmas songs. 

After all the news we bust our another round of White Boy Theater. Ryan Actually gets a few right this time. Amazing!! We close out the show with a few choice cuts from our favorite bands/songs of the year. Big thanks to everyone out there that took the time to listen to the show this year. Your support means more than you'll ever know to us. Jim & Ryan have some big things planned for 2017 like lots of guests and live acoustic jam sessions from some of Chicago's biggest local and independent bands. Stay tuned and keep supporting pirate radio!!!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #66

Back in the lab with a couple of guest tonight. We're joined by Chicago musicians from the band Kelly, Paul Somers and John Tashjian. You can also find John performing at Chicago piano Bar, Howl At The Moon. We bust a couple of stories from the music world like Kanye canceling his tour and being admitted into the looney bin, 5 Finger Death Punch frontman Ivan Moody walking off stage mid show, headphones being hacked and used as listening devices, Shia Lebouf being kicked out of a Warpaint concert, Canadian cops using Nickelback songs to punish drunk drivers, and a new line of beer from Killswitch Engage. After the news we do some beer tasting featuring beers from Iron Maiden and AC/DC and from there we got a new WTF Band that all Star Wars fans will enjoy. We close out the show with a round of Fake or Real with bands from the upcoming Snow Globe Festival in Lake Tahoe, CA. Our featured local band tonight is none other than Chicago powerhouse, Miss Remember. The buzz on this band has been growing in 2016 and their poised to do some really great things in 2017. You can find their music on Band Camp and I suggest you head over there and support some great local music. 

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2 Assholes Talking Music #65

The title may say it's episode #65 but were actually dubbing this one #666 because we're tonight were joined by Missouri death band, Nevalra!!! The guys were nice enough to stop by while out on the Northern Nightmare tour currently shredding through the midwest. We sat down, drank a few beers and talked about their worst gig ever, metal sub genres and why they suck, what albums got them into music, the band's writing process, feature some cuts from the album and more. We close out the show with a Nevalra v/s the house edition of Guess That Video. We find out if Jim can beat someone other than himself. Big thanks again the guys from Nevalra for stopping by the garage and spending their Sunday night off hanging out with us assholes. Check out nevalra.com for everything Nevalra including tour dates, social media, merch and more!!! 

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2 Assholes Talking Music #64

It's the big Halloween show with few guests in the studio! Nick and Brandon from the Stone Rollin' Devils stopped by for beers and to talk shop on horror movies. Before we get to this years list of Halloween movies to watch we do some quick news starting off with the Jay-Z/Kanye Beef, DMX thanks the cops who saved his life, new Tribe Called Quest album, Roger Daltrey thinks rock is dead, Bieber storms off stage, and new unreleased Prince music. Then it time for metal news with a feel good story about a cop jamming with kids, the death of Dethklok, and the new White Chapel single. We close out the show with a batch of movies to watch this Halloween season. 

Grab a drink and join us for more pirate radio!!!

 

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2 Assholes Talking Music #63

We're back to our regular format tonight, roasting the news and ripping beers. Lots of ground to cover after taking a few weeks off. We start off with Bob Dylan winning a Nobel Prize, As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis and his steroid man boobs, Vinnie Paul still hates Phil Anselmo, the Biggie hologram, Lady Gaga performing at the Super Bowl and who we would pick to play, the Rob Zombie/John Carpenter beef, the clown epidemic and what ICP is doing to stop it, Corey Feldman back on the Today Show, Nickelback hates Nickelback jokes, Alex Lifeson likes MDMA and Tool, Damian Marley's prison pot farm, the new R. Kelly Christmas album, and we close out the news with some tech news with the new Amazon music streaming service. 

Our WTF Band for tonight comes courtesy of 2 piece noise rock band, Lightning Bolt!! An incredible wall of sound from Rhode Island that makes music like no other band out there. After that it's time for some Fake or Real featuring bands from the 2016 Desert Daze music festival in Joshua Tree, CA.

The local artist for the night is great friend of the show, Justin Purtill. It's hard to put Justin in any kind of category or genre so it's best to just let the music do the talking. He's played in the Jerry Garcia Band and alongside an incredible roster of storied jazz musicians. His music is available on iTunes or you can catch him live at any coffeehouse or jazz club throughout the city of Chicago.

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2 Assholes Talking Music #62

We're joined in studio tonight with singer/songwriter Dave Prusina!! An incredible talent from Chicago who fronts local band Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town, an Americana folk band that's taking over local stages with their blue collar sound. Dave sits down for some Q&A plus we do a little beer tasting and later we subject him to a few rounds of Guess That Video and White Boy Theater. Look for Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town on Facebook to find all their upcoming dates or on their YouTube channel for live performances. Big thanks to Dave for putting up with us and hanging out for a few hours.

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2 Assholes Talking Music #62

We're joined in studio tonight with singer/songwriter Dave Prusina!! An incredible talent from Chicago who fronts local band Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town, an Americana folk band that's taking over local stages with their blue collar sound. Dave sits down for some Q&A plus we do a little beer tasting and later we subject him to a few rounds of Guess That Video and White Boy Theater. Look for Dave Prusina & The Cryin' Side of Town on Facebook to find all their upcoming dates or on their YouTube channel for live performances. Big thanks to Dave for putting up with us and hanging out for a few hours.

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2 Assholes Talking Music #61

This week we cover the Kanye VMA rant as best we can, the Chris Brown police stand-off, Drake's tour bus getting robbed, the death of NWA manager Jerry Heller, ICP fans cutting off body parts, Darkthrone's Fenriz being elected to his local city council, the break-up of Abiotic, Gene Simmons on celebs endorsing politicians, the 31 year anniversary of Frank Zappa debating Kandy Stroud of the PMRC, what makes a song an ear worm, the Katy Perry catfish, Bieber's credit card getting denied at an LA Subway shop, and Robert DeNiro has no idea who Oasis is.

After the news we have a new WTF Band that can only be best described as Mongolian Throat Singing metal. It's as bizarre as it sounds. We close out the show with another incredible local band, well regional I guess. Inimical Drive out of St. Louis is our featured artist tonight!! 

Grab a drink and join us for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #60

Back in the studio again with a cooler of beer and a stack of music news!! We thought we would have a short show this week but it turns out after a few beers we can ramble with the best of them. Tonight we cover some Olympic stories like Michael Phelps's pre-race music setlist, Shaun White being sued by a former band member, Adele turning down the Super Bowl gig, going to concerts make you happy, auctioneers mixed with a beat, the death of NIN's James Wooley, the new Prophets of Rage album, Corey Taylor kicks out another fan, the music of Stranger Things, the new MTV retro channel, bands combating stolen gear, and we close out the news with the Top 10 band fueds of all-time. For our game tonight we return to our classic Guess That Video with only the finest YoutTube comments that will make you cringe. To close out the show we have our new segment featuring local bands/talent. Tonight it's Chicago's very own Karl Neurauter. We have a great track off the singer/songwriters 2014 EP, The Moon Ranch Sessions.

Grab your favorite cocktail and pump up the volume for a little a pirate radio. It's time for 2 Assholes Talking Music!!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #59

Tonight we get right to it after being out of the lab for over a month. Stories include Perry Farrell trashing Lollapalooza in the press, Jack White launches a turntable into orbit, Justin Bieber's look-a-like kills himself, the Taylor Swift/Kanye beef, Katy Perry is the most followed person on Twitter, audio from Chino Moreno performing inside of a volcano, Linkin Park claims they "saved" metal, Megadeth has a new beer, Ozzy voicing a character on a Disney cartoon, Amazon's new voice command headphones, the 2016 MTV VMAs, Motley Crue's new line of dildos, stories from Eminem's former bodyguard, and a rapper who shot himself in the face on Facebook Live. After all the news we feature a new WTF Band, the Red Hot Chili Pipers. We close out the show with another round of Fake or Real featuring bands from the 2016 Wacken Open Air Festival. Another thing we've been trying to do lately is feature some local music so we chose one of the hottest bands in the Chicago land, Mungion. These guys are crazy talented and have a bright future ahead of them. We wrap the show with their song "Nut Head". As always thanks for listening!!

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Salmon Gravy

Gone Fishin'

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Electronic Gravy

Some cool synth sounds.....

Intro

"They Live in the Meadow" - Black Moth Super Rainbow

"Cybernetic Love" - Casco

"Cut Dick" - Mr. Oizo

"Year of the Dog" - Fuck Buttons

"The Red Wing" - Fuck Buttons

"Computer Love" - Glass Candy

"Oxygene Pt. 3" - Jean Michel Jarre

"Train to Pluton" - M83

"ABC Auto Industry" - OMD

"Gross Magik" - TOBACCO

"Division" - Solar Bears

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"73X" - Visione

"Let It Be" - Blackmill ft. Veela

"Broken Cub" - Nitemoves

"Lake of Dreams" - Mirage

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2 Assholes Talking Music #58

Rolling along into another great show this week! We start the show off with some tragic news regarding the Christina Grimmie shooting in Orlando during an autograph signing. After that we switch gears and get back to roasting the news with stories like Axl Rose asking Google to take down his fat face pictures, the massive drug bust at Bonaroo, the new Prophets of Rage tour and album, Joey Jordison's battle with MS, Eric Clapton finally calling it quits, Deftones playing inside of a volcano, the Irish fans at Euro Cup 2016, an 82 year old man that really like Drowning Pool, Bobby Brown having sex with a ghost, the new family friendly version of Cattle Decapitation, and finally a mom who really hates Primus. After the news we play a quick round of Guess That Video and close out the show. Grab a cold beer and join us for some more idiocy as we dive into another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music !!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #57

This week we talk tons of music news, new album releases, and Jim reads gangsta rap lyrics while we play another around of White Boy Theater. We close out the show with some indie music from the east coast. Underground Drum 'N Bass producer, The Mad Proffesor himself,  Digibilly!! It's been awhile since we've featured some local artists, well local to some I guess. This dude rips some really grimy, dark sounding stuff. I can guarantee this won't be the last you hear of him on 2ATM. 

Our stories tonight include the deaths of former MEGADETH drummer Nick Menza and ex-Municipal Waste drummer Brandon Ferrell, Gathering of the Juggalos 2016, Phil from White Chapel hates metal elitisim, new super groups Prophets of Rage and Gone Is Gone, fan loses an ear at an Eagles of Death Metal show, and Chris Cornell's stalker is on the loose, Kanye got robbed, Fatty Wapp's new video gets a principal suspended, The Who's Roger Daltry hates the internet, Oasis and the Beatles Curse, Art Garfunkel sucks at being an audience member, Adele tells a fan to stop filming, and finally the new hologram concert sensation Hatsune Miku.

digibillymusic.com

@DETGravy

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Drum 'N Bass Gravy

Jim from the 2 Assholes Talking Music podcast put together a sexy mix of drum & bass sounds over the weekend. He's a purist when it comes to the genre of DnB so you know it's going to hit on all points and come correct. 

DJ Clart - "Street Dreams"
Cutworks - "When I Remember"
Technimatic - "Looking for Diversion" (feat. Lucy Kitchen)
Random Movement - "Fessing Up About Nothing"
Soultec - "The Dreamer Within"
Phase 2 - "Touching Me"
Phase 2 - "Calipso"
Brokendrum - "Smile" (Random Movement Remix)
Cutworks - "Female Demands"
Cutworks & Nummix - "Watch Your Feelings"
RoyGreen & Protone - "Deep Inside"
Kasper & Brokendrum - "Don't Know Why"
Submorphics - "Forward Boulevard" (feat. Christina Tamayo)

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2 Assholes Talking Music #56

We're back to roast the week in music news with lots of ground to cover. Starting with the death of Prince and all the family drama. From there it's more family drama with the Zappa's then on to more drama involving Puddle of Man frontman Wes Scantlin. After that Scott Stapp tells a few lies, 50 Cent makes fun of an autistic kid, Trent Reznor going to work for Apple, McDonald's new MIDI keyboard place mat, a metal band featuring a 67 year old grandma lead singer, Dying Fetus spreads a fans ashes, Warren G butchers "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and other famous celebs doing the same, Radiohead's new single, and another miserable WTF Band. We close out the show with a game of "Guess That Video" featuring only the trashiest YouTube comments. Fill your ears with a couple of assholes!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #55

We're back in the studio with a vengeance this week after taking a few months off. Jim welcomed in his 4th child so we figured there was probably more important things going on in the world than making fun of music headlines. 
It felt good to crack some cold beers and turn the mics on because so much happened while we were gone. We cherry picked some great stories this week like all the drama at the recent Rock N Roll Hall of Fame ceremony, the 50th anniversary of Woodstock, Led Zeppelin being sued for ripping off Stairway To Heaven, John Bonham named greatest drummer of all time, Courtney Love on the death of rock, Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys getting arrested, an Indonesian pop singer getting bit by a cobra and dying on stage, the Notorious B.I.G. hologram tour, celebs/musicians endorsing political candidates, the Sarah Palin/Azeliah Banks beef, and Prince being rushed to the hospital.

After the news we close out the show with a hysterical round of Fake or Real featuring bands from Coachella 2016. You won't want to miss this one! Pump up the volume and grab your favorite cocktail while the 2 Assholes roast the week in music news!!

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Torture Gravy

The 2 Assholes have been on hiatus for the last month or so but we've been plotting all the while. The final product of swapping files back and forth is a jigsaw puzzle of death metal culminating in this brutal mix of  savagery. 

 

Intro

"Conquest of Gliese" - Abiotic

"Fifty Ton War Machine" - Devourment

White Chapel – The Saw Is The Law

"Lie To My Face" - Carnifex

"Doomsday" - Impending Doom

"Doomed From Birth" - Thy Art Is Murder

"Blacked Out" - White Chapel

"Hellhole" - Impending Doom

"Entombment of a Machine"

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"Indoctrinate" - Immolation

"Vimana" - Nevalra

"Axe to Mouth" - Gorgasm

"Le Detenteur" - Beyond Creation

"Projectile Ovulation" - Cattle Decapitation

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2 Assholes Talking Music #54

Tonight we dive right into the news to cover the biggest show of the year. Of course I'm talking about the Super Bowl halftime show. From there it's Kanye's Twitter beef w/ Wiz & Amber Rose, Snoop Dogg's new nature show, DMX's brush with death earlier this week, Chief Keef being Chief Keef, Puddle of Mudd's Wes Scantlin freaking out on an audience member, former Marilyn Manson member wishes death on MM, an Iranian metal band facing the death penalty for playing music, the new EDM Awards, and a new brand of vaginal baby speakers. After the news it's WTF Band w/ the one and only Wing!! We love Wing!! We close out the show with White Boy Theater and call it a night. Support Pirate Radio!!!!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #53

We got beers and a whole bunch of music news to tear apart this week. We start things off with a hilarious story about the 3 day Phish show down in Cancun that left one traveler a bit pissed off about his vacation destination. From there we get into the police files with former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter being arrested for starting a bar fight, Don "American Pie" McLean being arrested for domestic violence, and a rapper in Florida who tried to pass his mixtape off as a form of I.D. After that a quick story on the guy who now has Sir Mix-a-Lots old cell phone number, the NWA reunion at Coachella, Mos Def calls it quits, a black metal singer murdered in Thailand, Christian Bale learning to play the drums from Pantera and Mastodon, the new brand of Lemmy whiskey, an insanely cool Linkin Park mash-up track, the drama over at Guitar Center, more deaths in the music world, and we close out the news with a list of the most explicit bands in pop music according to some stupid ass survey. After all the news we play another round of Guess That Video with Jim trying to redeem his overall score by placing the horrible YouTube comments with the correct videos. We recommend you pour yourself a large cocktail and join us for a little pirate radio with the 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #52

Knocking the rust off after the holiday break with some cold beers and a new episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music! We missed a few big stories while we were gone so we don't waste anytime getting into the news tonight. We start things off the passing of some pretty heavy hitters like Natalie Cole and Scott Weiland then we cover the man, the myth, the legend. Lemmy!! After we cover the obituaries we dive into Robert Trujillo's hungover Metallica audition, the new Hardee's ad featuring Pantera, a bar patron who hates Christmas music, the announcement of the Coachella line-up, Steeley Dan frontman in trouble with the law, and the Super Bowl halftime show. After the rock news we feature an incredible treasure recently unearthed, Freddie Mercury's isolated vocal track from We Are the Champions. Then it's Tyga creeping on underage girls and then we close out the news Azelia Banks fighting with bouncers and getting arrested. Our WTF Band for the night comes courtesy of the Black Sabbath/McDonald's tribute band, Mac Sabbath. We end the show with a round of Fake or Real where Jim has to guess if the bands I name are real featuring artists from this years Coachella line-up. 2 Assholes Talking Music is on the air!!!

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