2 Assholes Talking Music - 2 dudes roasting the week in music news while drinking cheap beer. Outside of the news we have segments called WTF Bands and play a different game each episode like Guess That Video based on all the awful YouTube comments, Fake or Real, and White Boy Theater. You can also find all the Gravy Mixtapes on here spanning just about every genre of music.
2 Assholes Talking Music #37

It feels good to get back in the Gravy Lab after taking a month off. We're back with more cheap beer, some random music news, and another round of "Guess That Video". News makers this week are Scott Stapp and his meltdown, Ex-Cake drummer heading to prison, a guitar player from Holland who took a confetti cannon in the worst place possible, Cannibal Corpse art work banned in Russia, and Spotify. Jim took care of the music tonight with a tight little mix who threw together after we got done talking. Grab a cold one and join us for anohter episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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"Lost Along the Way" - Technimatic

"Spiritual" - Cutworks & Igor Dorohov

"Her Smile" - Cutworks

"Bristol" - Technimatic

"With You" (original mix) -Impish

Outro

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The Gravy Project Vol.1

The Gravy Project Vol.1 will be the first in a series of live mix sessions put together by Jim and I from 2 Assholes Talking Music. We thought it'd be nice to switch things up a bit and break up the monotiny of doing the regular podcast. I guess you could call this kind of a concept mix, everything starts out with a guy sitting down to watch a some TV at the end of the night. As he's flipping through the channels he slowly drifts off into a dreamscape of sounds and music that takes him from one end of the dial to the other. As the music takes over he can't tell if he's wide awake or dreaming. The 2 Assholes Talking Music podcast presents The Gravy Project Vol. 1

 

Intro

"Pegaso" - Professor Genius

"Lady Operator" - Mirage

"Video Arcade" - Com Truise

"Constellation"(remix) - El-P & Stephanie Vezina

"Expander"(remix) - FSOL

"Never" - Orbital

"The Bees Love Me" - TOBACCO

"Pink Goo" - TOBACCO

"Psychic Chasms" - Neon Indian

"Civil Defense is Common Sense" - The Advisory Circle

"On the Edge" - Square One

"Swell Sounds" - Square One

"Straight Sounds" - Orbital

"Takin' You Underground" - Square One

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2 Assholes Talking Music #36: Halloween Edition

For this years Halloween show we crack open a few beers and talk horror movies. Last yeard we did a big mix and left out all the talking but this year we figured since we were sitting around drinking beers we might as well talk about our favorite movies and everything great about horror flicks. Specifically, the classics from Nightmare on Elm St. to Halloween. Michael Myers, Jason Voorheis, and even the Leprachaun gets a mention. After all the talking we cap it off with a mix sequal to our Halloween show from last year. The last mix left off with the phantom killer never being caught and disappearing into the world. Now he's back and wants more. Turn the lights off and volume up for a Halloween edition of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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Phantom Intro

"Videotapes" - Gore Elohim ft. Jak Progresso

Phantom Interlude

"Sharon's Fetus" - Necro

Phantom Interlude

"Green River" - DJ Kryptonite & Jak Progresso

Phantom Interlude

"Cannibal Cookbook" - Unusual Suspects

Phantom Interlude

"Diary of a Madman" - Grave Diggaz

Phantom Interlude

"Last Days of Humanity

"Perpetual Abyssma" - And Hell Followed With

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2 Assholes Talking Music #35

Tonight we're celebrating the 3rd birthday of the 2 Assholes podcast with more shitty beer and music news. It's hard to believe that we've been doing this for 3 years already and people actually listen. For that we thank you!! So for tonight we start things off with a few stories from the EDM world Aphex Twin and Deadmau5 and move into the reunions of Faith No More and Flight of the Conchords and wrap it up with Cee-Lo Green and all of of his poor decisons. After a little news we fire up another round of  the YouTube comment game, "Guess That Video!", as Jim tries to break his losing streak. For the music portion of the show I put together a little hip hop mix. 

 

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"Hi, I'm James" - Dirty Dike

"Soldier For Life" - Jehst ft. Universal Soldiers

"Better Than Beer" - Doom

"More Rhymin" - Doom

"Torture Chamber" - Edan ft. Percee-P

"Nerdball" - Kid Koala

"Never Front (Ears Up)" - Madlib

"Weed" - Evil Ed ft. Jehst & Asaviour

"Logic" - Serengeti ft. Hi-Fidel

"BASF" - Hi-Fidel & DJ Crucial

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2 Assholes Talking Music #35: Twitter Extras

We've been lacking in posting the Twitter exclusive track for the last few shows but this week we're back. The 2 Assholes like to throw a little somethng extra out there for our Twitter followers and this week we talk about game changing albums. Albums that change our music landscape and shaped the way we listened to music. 

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Late Night Gravy #14

It's been a few months since I've thrown together a Late Night Gravy mix so I figured I'd break out the good stuff, lots of funk!! There's some electronic stuff thrown in for good measure and it pairs nicely with any kind of booze. Turn up the volume and let this be the soundtrack for your holiday weekend!!

Intro

"The Grunt, Pt.1" - The J.B,'s

"Blow Your Head" - The J.B.'s

"Big Mac" - Buddy Rich

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"Spooky" - Dusty Springfield

"Super Cool" - Black Heat

"Let's Start" - Fela Kuti & Ginger Baker

"Can You Do Without" - The Meters

"Dog Wash" - Cookin' On 3 Burners

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"Barefootin" - Wilson Pickett

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"The Shining" - Dunc

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"Feel It All Around" - Washed Out

"Karova" - Com Truise

"Portrait For Emily" - The Vision Project

"Carry On" - Woolfy v/s Projections

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2 Assholes Talking Music #34

We're back after a couple of weeks off with more cheap beer and music news. First and foremost we wanted to say a little something about the passing of Robin Williams and from there we move into the 45th & 20th anniversary of Woodstock, Paris Hilton being paid millions to DJ, YOLO making it's way into the dictionary, an incredible new band by the name of Stereo Hideout and then we wrap it up with some cool news about the show. Grab a cold beer and join us for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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It's You, It's Me - Kaskade

4AM(Adam K & Soha Remix)

In This Life (Justin Michael Mix)

Catalyst (feat. Wild Children)

Take Your Mind Off

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2 Assholes Talking Music #33

Tonight we have a couple of special guests drop by to talk about the 30th anniversary of the '80s classic Revenge of the Nerd. Good buddies Brad and Kevin stop by to drink many beers and talk Nerds, Chubby Checker suing over a penis measuring app, Ted Nugent's canceled Indian casino gig, and the Gathering of the Juggalos. The beers are cold and the music is loud courtesy of a nice little mix Jim put together. Grab a drink and join us for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music........

 

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"Eona"(jimpster's jazz mix) - Jimpster

"Aelita"(jimpster's jazz mix) 

"Panacea"(jimpster's jazz mix)

"Pixel Grain"

"Flourescent Blue"

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2 Assholes Talking Music #32 - Extras

For the Twitter extras tonight we kept the Phish theme going. Both Jim and I are life long fans of Phish so we spend a few minutes talking about our favorite show that we ever saw and share a few random stories as well. Enjoy!!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #32

It's been over a month since we've rocked a show and it feels good to be back from hiatus. We get right back into the thick of things with more music news and a new audio clip game called "Porn or People Working Out". Safe to say things get a little x-rated towards the end of the show. For the news portion we touch on the death of the last original member of The Ramones, Tommy Ramone then move into Weird Al's 8 videos in 8 days followed by some friendly ribbing on Kanye West and his rant filled sets. We wrap up the news with a great story about the Jr. high band, Unlocking the Truth, getting signed to a major label record deal. Then we get into the game segment of the show where Jim continues his losing streak. For the music portion of the show we decided to dedicate some space to the lords of jam, Phish. They're out on their summer tour right now and Jim & I dug up one of our favorite sets from March of '93 in Sacremento, CA. So grab yourself a cold beer and pump up the volume because it's time for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday

Lizards

Tela

Wilson

AC/DC Bag

Colonel Forbin's Ascent

Fly Famous Mockingbird

The Sloth

McGrupp And The Watchful Hosemasters

*Phish set is from 3/22/93 Sacremento, CA*

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Death Gravy

If the title didn't give it away the playlist should be a clue. Brutal fucking metal!! The genres jump around a little bit mostly because I'm drunk but the song remains the same. Tonight instead of melting your face off we're just gonna pull it off and suck out the marrow!  

Intro

"Cerebral Hybridization" - Fallujah

"Misery Cloud" - I Declare War

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"Vril" - Nevalra

"Intro/Dead" - Putrid Pile

"Execution of Reason" - Skinless

"Homage For Satan" - Deicide

"Manical Miscreation" - Cerebral Bore

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"Unidentified Corpse" - Septycal Gorge

"Enshrouded In Misconception" - Despise

"If I Was God.....I'd Burn It All" - Kataklysm

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"Vermosapiean" - Abiotic

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"Rain Eater" - Rivers of Nihil

"Devoured Flesh" - Human Mincer

"The Will to Overcome" - Battle Cross

"Black Steaming Cancerous Entrails" - Putrified

"Scarification" - Lust of Decay

"Slaves Shall Serve" - Behemoth

"Sanctus Perversum" - Belphegor

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2 Assholes Talking Music #31

This may be our last show for awhile since one of the Assholes has a brand new baby on the way so we wanted to jam this episode full of goodies. As always we have some great headlines from the world of music like Mos Def being denied re-entry into the country, Sum 41 lead singer Derek Wibley's battle with alcohol addiction, and the Michael Jackson hologram going out on tour. After some music news we dive headfirst into another round of "Guess That Video" where Jim has to match the YouTube comment to the correct video. As per usual the comments are nothing short of awful and ignorant. For the music portion of the show tonight I decided to keep things simple and feature some great straight forward rock/stoner metal from some of my favorite bands. You know the drill by now, grab yourself a cold beer and crank the volume for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

 

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"Blackened Sunrise" - Viking Skull

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"Prehistoric Dog" - Red Fang

"Cypress Grove" - Clutch

"10001110101" - Clutch

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"How Heavy This Axe" - The Sword

"Sittin' Pretty" - The Datsuns

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"Iron Tusk" - Mastadon

"Dragonaut" - Sleep

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Secret Stash #6

Another round of b-sides and underground bangers.........

"Razzo" - DJ Qbert

"Acid Raindrops" - People Under the Stairs

"Handle That" - Cannibal Ox

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"Blunted" - Phil da Agony

"The Who" - Hieroglyphics

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"Just Walk" - OC & Apollo Brown

PhysEdison Interlude

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"This Year" - Contact Play

"Borrowed Time" - Jam Baxter & Ed Scissortongue 

"Butterfly Concerto" - Task Force

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"Jam On It" - Newcleus

"Postcards From the Third Rock" - Lodeck & Omega One

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"Action"(rap version) - Oh No

"Latino and Proud" - DJ Raff

"Dr. Greenthumb" - Cypress Hill

"Bart Burnt v/s Sherm Pen" - Smutt Peddlers

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"Grim Savyas" - Tha Grimm Teachaz fr. MC-17

"Doggie Bag" - Mr. Dibbs & Mr. Vendetta

"Blind Loyalty" - Mr. Dibbs

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2 Assholes Talking Music #30 - Extras

Tonight's extra topic is "Weirdest Celebrity Encounter"

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2 Assholes Talking Music #30

Celebrating 30 episodes tonight with some more random music headlines and more cheap beer!! Topics include Billy Corgan teaming up with Tommy Lee, Apple buys out Dre Beats for billions, and a great website that pairs cocktails with your favorite band. After the news we switch gears with a new game, Lollapalooza Bands: Fake or Real? There's so many bands at that festival it's hard to keep track of them all so I rapid fire Jim a couple of band names and he has to guess fake or real. For the music portion of the show it's get a little electronic. So grab a cold beer and celebrate 30 epsidoses!!

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"Karova" - Com Truise

"Brokendate" - Com Truise

"Familiar Sound" - PhysEdison

"Carry On" - Woolfy v/s Projections

"Little Pink Riding Hood" - Tobacco

"Dirt" - Tobacco ft. Aesop Rock

"Meanstreak"(in 3 parts) - El-P 

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2 Assholes Talking Music #29(extras)

If you're not following Don't Eat the Gravy on Twitter (@DETGravy) than you're missing out on exclusive outtakes and extras that are only available on the Twitter feed. Each week after the full show the 2 Assholes do a short segment that's not related to the full episode. For tonights extras I pose the question, If you could go back in time and see any concert what would you pick?

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2 Assholes Talking Music #29

After a few weeks off the 2 Assholes are back with more music news, more insults, and of course more beer! Oh and how can I forget about the YouTube game "Guess That Video"! Tonight we hit all kinds of topics like the Tim Lambesis (As I Lay Dying) murder for hire plot, Joan Jett singing for Nirvana at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony, the death of house music legend Frankie Knuckles, and RHCP suing the government for using their music as a torture device. From there we break out the YouTube comments and fire up another round of "Guess That Video". Does it get any better than reading aloud the thoughts of trolls commenting from their mom's basement? For the music segment we kept things really chill with a great mix of jazzy house beats from Jim and a random assortment of sounds from my library. Freshen up your drinks and pump up the volume for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!!
 
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"Trauma" - Blu Mar Trio
"Closer to You" - Jimpster
"Bittersweet" - Blue Six
"Close to Home" - Blue Six
"Close" - Kaskade
"B: Mine" - Jimpster
"Cry Soul" - 9th Wonder
"Lounge" - PhysEdison
"People Watcher" - The Square Playa
"Big Bad Organ" - Jackie Mittoo 

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Vision Gravy

Switching gears tonight and mixing things up a bit. Instead of me pretending to be a DJ and mix tracks together I got a real bonafied DJ to drop some tracks. None other than one of our very own Assholes, Jim!! If you don't know by know Jim has his own side project, The Vision Project. He's been on the tables for years so I figured it was about time to give him his own episode on the Gravy Podcast. Jim brings his own flavor to the tables and always comes correct. The Vision Project encompasses lots of different sounds but one thing Jim does well is set the mood with some really chill beats and tonight is no different. I can go on and on but I'd rather the tunes do the talking. Open up your mind and let the Vision Project take you on an audio journey.

 

"Made For You" (Mettle Music Deep House Mix) - Deep Solution

"How Deep is Your Love" (Master Chix Remix) - The Bee Gees

"Samba Love" (Redux Extended Edit) - Kaskade

"Lovely" (Johnny Fiasco's Lovely Vocal Mix) - Soulstice

"It's Gonna Happen" (Wesley Clarke Remix) - Maxine Hardcastle

"Lionel's Jam" (2012 Remix) - Miguel Miggs

"Spend the Night" (Marques Wyatt Mix) - Smitty & Davenport ft. Kandace

"Love Will Save the Day" (Richard Earnshaw Remix) - JD73 & Miss Modest

"Still In Love" (DJ Spenn's Jazzy Sensation Remix) - Shuya Okino ft. Navasha Daya

Direct download: Vision_Gravy_Mix.mp3
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2 Assholes Talking Music #28 - Bonus Material

Each week for our Twitter followers we'll post some material that didn't make it into the main episode. This week Jim & I talk about our worst moments on stage. For those that don't know Jim used to be in a band that toured with Mushroomhead in the early 2000's and I was a radio DJ that dabled in stand-up comedy from time to time. We each share a story about from our experiences. Enjoy!!

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2 Assholes Talking Music #28

Join us for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music!! More of the same, just a couple of assholes sitting around drinking beer and making fun of the headlines from the music world. Tonight Jim & I discuss Conan being tapped to host the MTV Music Awards, Miley Cyrus and Katey Perry's Twitter beef, and Slipknot's new album. After that we dive into another round of the YouTube comment game, we've officially dubbed it(for now) "Guess That Video". As far as the music goes, it's been awhile since we've raged some hardcore metal so if you like it fast and loud you're in store for a treat!! Grab yourself a cocktail and turn up the knobs it's time for 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

 

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Intro

"Kingdom of Tyrants" - Cattle Decapitation

"Rapid Element Disolve" - Archspire

"Conceived in Enslavement" - Dying Fetus

"Conquest of Gilese" - Abiotic

"Genetic Origin of Sin" - Dysphoria

"Heartwork" - Fleshgod Apocalypse

"Buried in a Nameless Grave" - Malevolent Creation

"Conquistadores" - Misery Index

"Embarrasment Legacy" - The Red Chord

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Space Gravy

I couldn't think of a title for this one but after listening to it again it had kind of a spacey, tripped out kind of sound. I sprinkled in some Timothy Leary samples and some other stuff along with lots of great tunes with that kind of have that trippin'balls kind of sound.

 

Intro

"The Love Between" - White Fence

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"Today's Supernatural" - Animal Collective

"Wax" - Theme Park

"Pleasure Blimps" - Thee Oh Sees

"Zoned" - Moon Duo

"If This is Real" - s/s/s

"Polite Dance Song" - The Bird & The Bee

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"Never Lost Control/Deathstar" - Moonhearts

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"Look.....the Sun is Rising" - The Flaming Lips

"Sun Blows Up Today" - The Flaming Lips

"Marso Sava" - The Cast of Cheers

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"The Fucked Jam" - Ween

"Maria"(Air Lab Beloved Remix) - The Dining Rooms

"Bitter Hypnotic" - Ancient Astronauts ft. Phat Old Mamas

"American Daydream" - Electric Guest

"The Return" - Deltron 3030

"Touch Me I'm Going to Scream" - My Morning Jacket

Outro 

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2 Assholes Talking Music #27

We decided to brave another round of the Polar Vortex and tough out another show. Did you really think we'd pass up an oppurtunity to rip on the Gramy's? No way. Obviously, we touch on the Grammy's and all it's trainwreck glory but before we dive into that I decided to try out a new game. We don't have a name for it yet but it's something we plan on doing for many episodes to come. I read off a few ridiculous YouTube comments and Jim has to guess what video they are attached to. As far as the music goes I decided to shine some light on a few artistst that deserved to be recognized at an event like the Grammy's. All the songs are off albums that came out in 2013. Turn up the volume and pour yourself another cocktail because it's time for another episode of 2 Assholes Talking Music! 

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"Sun Blows Up Today" - The Flaming Lips

"Everything" - Nine Inch Nails

"Cocaine" - FIDLAR

"Reach for the Dead" - Boards of Canada

"Make You Famous" - R.A. the Rugged Man ft. Block McCloud

"Delicate Cycle" - The Uncluded

"Be There" - Oddisee

"West of Western" - Serengeti

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2 Assholes Talking Music #26

A little impromptu session tonight due to a break in the freezing cold weather. The 2 Assholes have been off for a few weeks but we're back with some music news and a half assed review of 2013. Tonight we talked about ICP suing the FBI, Kanye and all his antics, Rod Stewart's opinion on the Beatles, and wrapped it up with the year end review. Lots of great music as always so grab a cold one and turn up the volume for the 2 Assholes Talking Music!!

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“Samba Love” (Redux Extended Edit) - Kaskade

“Love Will Save The Day” (Richard Earnshaw Vocal Mix) - JD73 & Miss Modest 

“Still In Love” (DJ Spen's  Jazzy Sensation Remix) - Shuya Okino feat. Navasha Daya

“Lionels Jam” (2012 Remix) - Miguel Miggs

“Mesmerized” (feat. Aya) - Miguel Miggs

“Moon on the Rise” - Thunderball ft. The Rootz

“Astro Travellin” - Quasimoto

“Echo Party” - Edan

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Late Night Gravy #13

Kicking off the New Year with some solid sounds tonight! I want to apoligize ahead of time, I put this together while I was snowed in on New Years Eve so there was lots of beers involved and it might not be the tightest mix in the world. Doesn't matter though cause it's all about rockin' the Gravy!! Threw in a little bit of everything in this episode, some electronic, some hip hop, some old school funk, and lots of Gravy to top it off. As always "Late Night Gravy" pairs well with booze and any other party favors you prefer.

Gravy Intro

"One For J.J." - Sound Directions

"Posed to Be" - Breakestra ft. Chali 2na, DJ Dusk, & Mixmaster Wolf

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"Getting There" - Flying Lotus ft. Niki Randa

"The Kill" - Flying Lotus ft. Niki Randa

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"Harlem Clavinette" - J.J. Johnson & His Orchestra

"The Bird" - Jimmy McGriff

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"Geek Down/Murda Goons" - Dilla, Ghostface Killah, & MF Doom

"Too Deep" - J Courage

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"Spinning" - Zion I

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"Underwear Goes Inside the Pants" - Lazyboy ft. Greg Giraldo

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"Notturna" - Visione

"Gazebo" - Tony Trimm

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"Body Rock" - Baron Zen

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"Guiding Resolution" - Poets of Rhythm

"Boogie Philosophy" - DePhazz

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"Blow Your Head" - J.B.'s Allstars and Fred Wesley

"Ox 9000" - Vast Aire

"Why'sdaskyblue?" - Vast Aire

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